1 00:01:02,167 --> 00:01:04,556 A modern, tolerant, fun neighborhood 2 00:01:04,727 --> 00:01:06,763 has become a space for the young 3 00:01:06,927 --> 00:01:10,317 and a target for main trademarks selling sophistication. 4 00:01:15,727 --> 00:01:17,479 We've renovated 200 flats 5 00:01:17,647 --> 00:01:19,524 and over 100 stores, 6 00:01:19,687 --> 00:01:21,917 thanks to which we are making it 7 00:01:22,087 --> 00:01:24,920 the ideal neighborhood of our dreams. 8 00:01:28,367 --> 00:01:30,039 But there's still much to do. 9 00:01:30,207 --> 00:01:33,119 lf good taste is of vital importance to you, 10 00:01:33,887 --> 00:01:36,606 if you want ideal beauty surrounding you, 11 00:01:36,767 --> 00:01:39,327 if you need a new life: Come visit us! 12 00:01:39,727 --> 00:01:42,195 We have the home and business you want. 13 00:01:42,527 --> 00:01:43,357 Don't forget, 14 00:01:43,527 --> 00:01:46,360 The Chueca district, your lifelong dream! 15 00:01:58,527 --> 00:02:01,519 Aznar, let Pantoja fuckin' sing! 16 00:02:03,007 --> 00:02:04,076 l won't sell. 17 00:02:04,447 --> 00:02:06,677 l could make this a beautiful flat. 18 00:02:06,847 --> 00:02:09,156 lt could be much more brighter. 19 00:02:09,327 --> 00:02:11,887 Once renovated, couples would fight over it. 20 00:02:12,047 --> 00:02:13,560 Couples? Queers! 21 00:02:14,247 --> 00:02:16,363 What if l give you 1.000 euros more? 22 00:02:16,527 --> 00:02:18,757 That's 160.000 old pesetas. 23 00:02:18,927 --> 00:02:20,599 No, l won't sell. 24 00:02:20,847 --> 00:02:23,805 l've lived here all my life, with many memories. 25 00:02:24,207 --> 00:02:25,481 Exactly. 26 00:02:25,647 --> 00:02:27,478 You could spend your golden years 27 00:02:27,647 --> 00:02:28,841 in your hometown. 28 00:02:29,247 --> 00:02:32,125 Or an old people's home, living like a queen. 29 00:02:32,287 --> 00:02:34,437 My hometown is Madrid. 30 00:02:34,607 --> 00:02:37,041 And homes are asylums where they tie the old 31 00:02:39,767 --> 00:02:41,041 lt would be beautiful. 32 00:02:41,247 --> 00:02:43,238 This style needs picture windows. 33 00:02:43,407 --> 00:02:46,319 Don't insist, l won't sell, God damn it! 34 00:02:46,887 --> 00:02:48,286 lt needs sunlight. 35 00:02:48,607 --> 00:02:51,724 No! l was born here and want to die here! 36 00:02:52,647 --> 00:02:54,956 What a fuckin' pain in the ass! 37 00:02:55,847 --> 00:02:59,635 Rajoy, Acebes, Federico... Come eat! 38 00:03:05,087 --> 00:03:06,122 Let's see. 39 00:03:09,127 --> 00:03:10,526 Did you forget anything? 40 00:03:12,887 --> 00:03:14,559 l'll grant you your wish. 41 00:03:16,007 --> 00:03:17,486 You'll wash my dishes? 42 00:03:17,647 --> 00:03:20,366 No, l'll kill you in your own home. 43 00:03:21,687 --> 00:03:24,884 l have insisted, l have increased my offer, 44 00:03:25,127 --> 00:03:28,244 l showed you a tape, haven't you paid attention? 45 00:03:32,047 --> 00:03:33,799 Think of the future. 46 00:03:34,527 --> 00:03:37,166 This place has so many possibilities! 47 00:03:37,607 --> 00:03:39,040 lt's a crime to leave it as is. 48 00:03:43,847 --> 00:03:45,883 lt needs more sunlight! 49 00:04:32,327 --> 00:04:35,046 Climalit double windows, a video-intercom, 50 00:04:35,207 --> 00:04:37,038 an armored door, a safety lock, 51 00:04:37,207 --> 00:04:38,765 modern plumbing, taps... 52 00:04:38,927 --> 00:04:40,758 -That's trendy. -A hot tub. 53 00:04:40,927 --> 00:04:42,838 Victor, you've convinced us. 54 00:04:43,007 --> 00:04:44,884 As you see, it's very bright. 55 00:04:45,127 --> 00:04:47,402 -We'll take it, right Raul? -lt's ideal. 56 00:04:47,767 --> 00:04:51,157 We can put the step here, and your elliptical spin. 57 00:04:51,327 --> 00:04:52,043 ldeal. 58 00:04:52,207 --> 00:04:54,277 We'll be very happy here. 59 00:04:55,287 --> 00:04:56,879 l'll give you a tip. 60 00:04:58,487 --> 00:04:59,442 Natural gas. 61 00:06:36,647 --> 00:06:39,002 l've stayed at home a year, since l'm married. 62 00:06:39,567 --> 00:06:41,637 -You're looking great. -l lead a good life. 63 00:06:47,007 --> 00:06:48,599 -ls Juan still there? -Yes, he is. 64 00:06:48,847 --> 00:06:50,360 l'd like to see him 65 00:06:50,527 --> 00:06:52,677 -but l'm so busy... -l'll tell him. 66 00:06:54,087 --> 00:06:55,725 -Bye. -Bye. 67 00:06:57,247 --> 00:06:58,885 -Here l am. -Pull out. 68 00:07:03,007 --> 00:07:05,885 Let's take M-30 through Conde de Casal. 69 00:07:12,367 --> 00:07:14,722 We have to turn around up ahead. 70 00:07:14,887 --> 00:07:16,479 A stop sign. 71 00:07:18,127 --> 00:07:18,718 There. 72 00:07:19,087 --> 00:07:21,396 Every time you shift into third 73 00:07:21,567 --> 00:07:25,242 you scratch gears. First, second, third. You see? 74 00:07:31,247 --> 00:07:32,475 Why are you upset? 75 00:07:32,647 --> 00:07:34,603 You know l can't stand that guy 76 00:07:34,767 --> 00:07:36,439 and you were leading him on. 77 00:07:36,647 --> 00:07:38,638 Half an hour at the driving school. 78 00:07:38,807 --> 00:07:40,877 lt's not my fault he wants a license. 79 00:07:41,047 --> 00:07:42,765 What that guy wants 80 00:07:42,927 --> 00:07:44,963 -is you, again. -No, that's over. 81 00:07:45,127 --> 00:07:47,243 But he has a few presents for me. 82 00:07:47,407 --> 00:07:48,283 Presents? 83 00:07:48,447 --> 00:07:49,880 Christmas presents. 84 00:07:50,047 --> 00:07:51,799 We're in the month of July! 85 00:07:51,967 --> 00:07:54,435 l'm always the last guy on the list. 86 00:07:54,607 --> 00:07:56,120 What list is that? 87 00:07:56,487 --> 00:07:58,682 You got that bitch Natalia on your arm. 88 00:07:58,887 --> 00:08:01,355 Why not my name? Just 3 letters, Leo. 89 00:08:01,527 --> 00:08:02,243 L-E-O. 90 00:08:03,847 --> 00:08:05,405 lt's the same old story. 91 00:08:05,567 --> 00:08:07,364 l don't know why we talk. 92 00:08:07,567 --> 00:08:09,762 Watch the bin. l don't know... 93 00:08:09,927 --> 00:08:12,122 What you're doing bothers me. 94 00:08:12,287 --> 00:08:13,606 People are fuckin' bad! 95 00:08:13,767 --> 00:08:15,962 You've got to learn to say ''no''. 96 00:08:16,127 --> 00:08:18,163 You can't go on saying ''yes''... 97 00:08:18,327 --> 00:08:20,602 -Leo, come on. -Yes, Mr. Pardo, right away. 98 00:08:26,607 --> 00:08:28,006 Rainbow banners? 99 00:08:29,607 --> 00:08:31,279 Paint the fleet pink? 100 00:08:33,407 --> 00:08:34,965 Posters of naked men. 101 00:08:35,127 --> 00:08:36,685 What can l say, Mr. Pardo? 102 00:08:36,847 --> 00:08:39,077 lf that attracts more gay public... 103 00:08:39,287 --> 00:08:41,721 Say something. l'm always thinking. 104 00:08:42,527 --> 00:08:44,040 Things are fucked up. 105 00:08:44,287 --> 00:08:47,199 All we have here are queers, but none comes in. 106 00:08:47,847 --> 00:08:50,520 -What's wrong? -They all drive. 107 00:08:51,087 --> 00:08:52,839 Don't worry, we'll help you. 108 00:08:53,247 --> 00:08:55,715 We'll give out leaflets, or whatever. 109 00:08:56,247 --> 00:08:57,600 What a marketing concept! 110 00:08:57,807 --> 00:08:59,126 Okay, do whatever, 111 00:08:59,367 --> 00:09:01,801 but l can't raise your salary. 112 00:09:02,127 --> 00:09:03,799 You promised him! 113 00:09:03,967 --> 00:09:07,323 l don't charge you classes cause he's your boyfriend. 114 00:09:07,487 --> 00:09:09,842 So that's it. There's no raise. 115 00:09:10,007 --> 00:09:12,362 -Rey,... -He had you fooled. 116 00:09:12,527 --> 00:09:14,597 That's it, and don't bust my balls. 117 00:09:14,807 --> 00:09:17,241 l have to stand you guys as neighbors too. 118 00:09:17,407 --> 00:09:18,044 Get lost! 119 00:09:22,447 --> 00:09:24,324 We're broke for next month. 120 00:09:24,487 --> 00:09:26,557 You say it as if it's my fault. 121 00:09:26,727 --> 00:09:29,844 You arguing again? Girl, you're terrible. 122 00:09:30,767 --> 00:09:31,995 He's jealous. 123 00:09:32,167 --> 00:09:34,840 No, l'm mad cause l can't get a raise. 124 00:09:35,007 --> 00:09:35,598 Bastard. 125 00:09:35,767 --> 00:09:38,361 Besides that queer ass who turns you on. 126 00:09:38,527 --> 00:09:41,724 -You see? He's jealous. -Of who, that Fran guy? 127 00:09:41,927 --> 00:09:43,406 Fuck, l'm not jealous! 128 00:09:43,567 --> 00:09:45,125 l'm sick of being broke. 129 00:09:45,287 --> 00:09:46,800 When he does odd jobs, 130 00:09:46,967 --> 00:09:48,525 he doesn't even charge. 131 00:09:48,687 --> 00:09:49,961 -What? -l do when l can. 132 00:09:50,127 --> 00:09:52,880 But as you can't, you don't get paid. 133 00:09:53,047 --> 00:09:54,241 Stop it, please. 134 00:09:54,647 --> 00:09:57,207 -And your novel? -lt's on love and luxury. 135 00:09:57,567 --> 00:09:59,364 lt's handwritten but... 136 00:10:00,407 --> 00:10:01,237 No, seriously. 137 00:10:01,407 --> 00:10:03,762 Love and luxury based on your relationship. 138 00:10:04,167 --> 00:10:07,079 On ours? l don't know about the luxury part... 139 00:10:07,407 --> 00:10:09,238 We got a PlayStation 2. 140 00:10:09,407 --> 00:10:10,840 Yeah, it's cool. 141 00:10:11,007 --> 00:10:14,841 Your novel will have little luxury, but a lot of love. 142 00:10:15,047 --> 00:10:17,959 -Yes, love and poverty. -No way. 143 00:10:18,167 --> 00:10:20,635 l'll include luxury, even if l invent it. 144 00:10:20,807 --> 00:10:23,446 And Jacuzzis. Luxury, aristocracy. 145 00:10:30,727 --> 00:10:32,206 And manners, protocol. 146 00:10:33,687 --> 00:10:37,157 -You're so crude, you fag! -How disgusting. 147 00:10:37,327 --> 00:10:38,282 That's 12.30. 148 00:10:38,447 --> 00:10:40,085 Who wants the bill, fag? 149 00:10:40,247 --> 00:10:41,839 l thought you were leaving. 150 00:10:42,967 --> 00:10:46,198 Here, and keep the change. Let's get out of here. 151 00:10:47,367 --> 00:10:48,402 Well done. 152 00:10:48,567 --> 00:10:50,637 l can't stand female waitresses. 153 00:10:50,807 --> 00:10:52,718 They threw us out for being common. 154 00:10:54,367 --> 00:10:56,927 My thing is social work for the neighbors. 155 00:10:57,087 --> 00:11:00,318 l want Chueca to be a paradise with renovated, youthful, 156 00:11:00,487 --> 00:11:03,684 bright, minimalist homes, clean streets 157 00:11:03,967 --> 00:11:05,958 and nice shops where gays and 158 00:11:07,367 --> 00:11:09,927 modern heteros can show their bodies off. 159 00:11:10,167 --> 00:11:10,758 Celebration! 160 00:11:10,927 --> 00:11:14,363 What if we have dinner at Jes�s V�zquez's restaurant? 161 00:11:14,527 --> 00:11:15,243 lt's on me. 162 00:11:16,167 --> 00:11:18,965 l'd love to, you're a wonderful couple, 163 00:11:19,247 --> 00:11:21,715 but l have to go visit an old friend. 164 00:11:22,807 --> 00:11:23,683 Rosa... 165 00:11:24,047 --> 00:11:27,835 -Give me, give me the keys. -Thank you, son. Here. 166 00:11:29,727 --> 00:11:33,561 Can you come in and have a look at my kitchen tap? 167 00:11:33,967 --> 00:11:35,844 l think l must have a leak. 168 00:11:36,007 --> 00:11:38,362 Right away. l'll go get my tools. 169 00:11:38,527 --> 00:11:40,279 How lucky you're a plumber. 170 00:11:40,447 --> 00:11:44,156 Okay. l'll be right in, injust a second. 171 00:11:45,087 --> 00:11:46,600 lt doesn't open. 172 00:11:49,247 --> 00:11:52,125 By the way, a well-dressed, good-looking man 173 00:11:52,327 --> 00:11:54,636 came over several times to convince me 174 00:11:54,807 --> 00:11:58,595 to sell him the flat, and offers good money. 175 00:11:59,167 --> 00:12:00,885 -Yeah? -Yes, yes, yes. 176 00:12:01,047 --> 00:12:04,676 lf you're going to sell it, don't change the plumbing. 177 00:12:05,167 --> 00:12:08,364 At this age l'm in no mood for moving. 178 00:12:08,767 --> 00:12:10,246 How much do l owe you? 179 00:12:10,687 --> 00:12:13,042 You owe me nothing, Rosa, really. 180 00:12:13,407 --> 00:12:15,637 Yes, l do owe you something. Look. 181 00:12:16,167 --> 00:12:17,156 Tripe and beans. 182 00:12:18,207 --> 00:12:19,879 Here, it's heavy. 183 00:12:21,727 --> 00:12:23,319 Don't eat it all. 184 00:12:23,647 --> 00:12:26,320 lt's almost midnight, and l know you well. 185 00:12:32,367 --> 00:12:35,882 -Who am l? -You're Wolf Cub from X-Men. 186 00:12:36,527 --> 00:12:39,166 ljust left the secret base where they implanted 187 00:12:39,327 --> 00:12:42,319 Damantium's claws and l'm very, 188 00:12:42,527 --> 00:12:45,678 very furious. And l've got... l've got... 189 00:12:46,607 --> 00:12:47,278 Gas. 190 00:12:50,127 --> 00:12:51,719 And a yearning to kill! 191 00:12:52,127 --> 00:12:54,766 No, Mr. Mutant, don't claw me. 192 00:12:55,287 --> 00:12:57,084 Your armpit is your weak point. 193 00:12:58,727 --> 00:12:59,842 And your cock! 194 00:13:07,567 --> 00:13:09,637 What's that smell on your breath? 195 00:13:09,807 --> 00:13:11,718 What did Rosa give you? She gave you something. 196 00:13:12,167 --> 00:13:14,317 Madrid style tripe and Asturian beans. 197 00:13:14,807 --> 00:13:16,286 You had had dinner, love. 198 00:13:16,607 --> 00:13:18,120 l left some for you. 199 00:13:18,287 --> 00:13:19,959 But since there's not much, 200 00:13:20,207 --> 00:13:21,925 l left it in the fridge 201 00:13:22,087 --> 00:13:24,555 so we'll have ''Madurian'' tripe tomorrow. 202 00:13:25,247 --> 00:13:27,886 l like that. You're so intellectual. 203 00:14:32,767 --> 00:14:35,361 Rey, Rey, get up! The cops are here! 204 00:14:35,807 --> 00:14:37,445 Leo, don't wake me like... 205 00:14:37,607 --> 00:14:40,167 Go see, you're the super-hero here. 206 00:14:40,607 --> 00:14:42,404 Come on. Get up, Rey! 207 00:14:44,447 --> 00:14:47,166 Another old lady robbed and murdered. 208 00:14:48,807 --> 00:14:51,002 -The inspector and her son. -The shithead? 209 00:14:51,167 --> 00:14:53,522 Sure, how many work with their son? 210 00:14:54,127 --> 00:14:56,083 -Good morning. -Good morning. 211 00:14:56,247 --> 00:14:59,842 -Luis, Luis! -Mom, please! 212 00:15:00,007 --> 00:15:02,441 -Are there any? -No. 213 00:15:02,967 --> 00:15:05,276 Are you sure? lf so, l won't go in. 214 00:15:05,687 --> 00:15:07,166 There's no spiders, mom. 215 00:15:07,527 --> 00:15:11,076 l said bugs. Not only spiders, but bugs. 216 00:15:11,767 --> 00:15:12,916 You had arachnophobia. 217 00:15:13,087 --> 00:15:15,601 lt's extended to all insects. Entomophobia. 218 00:15:15,807 --> 00:15:19,117 And don't call me ''mom'' when we're on duty. 219 00:15:19,287 --> 00:15:20,197 You're asleep. 220 00:15:20,647 --> 00:15:22,365 Spiders aren't insects, but... 221 00:15:22,527 --> 00:15:23,277 Shut up! 222 00:15:25,207 --> 00:15:26,356 What have we got? 223 00:15:26,807 --> 00:15:30,641 Strangled, broken hyoid bone and her panties over her head. 224 00:15:30,967 --> 00:15:34,403 These old houses are full of disgusting bugs. 225 00:15:36,247 --> 00:15:37,362 What's that smell? 226 00:15:44,527 --> 00:15:46,916 Are you okay, Mila? Take a sick leave. 227 00:15:47,207 --> 00:15:48,435 Can't you smell it? 228 00:15:48,607 --> 00:15:51,644 lt smells too good, and it's not an air freshener. 229 00:15:53,327 --> 00:15:53,998 lt's her. 230 00:15:54,567 --> 00:15:55,283 What? 231 00:15:55,887 --> 00:15:58,879 lt's her. Her perfume. And it's expensive. 232 00:15:59,047 --> 00:16:02,119 lt's not the kind of perfume old ladies use. 233 00:16:02,807 --> 00:16:05,116 Are you sure, mom? l mean Mila. 234 00:16:05,487 --> 00:16:09,321 You know l have a phobia about smells, don't you? 235 00:16:10,527 --> 00:16:12,040 Oh, poor Rosa. 236 00:16:15,007 --> 00:16:17,237 Poor woman. How horrible! 237 00:16:18,007 --> 00:16:20,123 These are terrifying times. 238 00:16:20,287 --> 00:16:22,243 No one is safe. Excuse me. 239 00:16:22,727 --> 00:16:25,321 With us here, you have nothing to fear. 240 00:16:25,487 --> 00:16:26,806 But, when we leave? 241 00:16:27,207 --> 00:16:29,926 The average citizen is unprotected, Luis. 242 00:16:30,087 --> 00:16:32,647 Terrorism, corruption, murder, kidnapping. 243 00:16:32,807 --> 00:16:34,320 There is no danger. 244 00:16:34,807 --> 00:16:36,923 How cynical. Don't you watch TV? 245 00:16:37,647 --> 00:16:40,320 Society is reasonably safe, mom. 246 00:16:40,527 --> 00:16:43,678 Reasonably is not enough, l need absolutely safe, and 247 00:16:43,847 --> 00:16:46,680 the government doesn't guarantee that, nor does 248 00:16:46,847 --> 00:16:48,519 your fuckin' father. No one! 249 00:16:48,687 --> 00:16:51,201 We're all at risk, even me for being a woman, 250 00:16:51,367 --> 00:16:52,766 a police woman, and elder. 251 00:16:52,927 --> 00:16:54,758 People will think wrongly. 252 00:16:54,927 --> 00:16:57,885 l don't know, but l need a pill. 253 00:16:58,647 --> 00:17:01,286 Diazepam? Drop it. 254 00:17:02,607 --> 00:17:04,325 -You, hold it. -Hold it! 255 00:17:05,327 --> 00:17:07,522 You're neighbors of the deceased? 256 00:17:07,687 --> 00:17:10,076 -We didn't kill her. -l hope not. 257 00:17:10,247 --> 00:17:13,603 Well, it's evident that you're homosexuals 258 00:17:13,927 --> 00:17:15,679 but, of any specific type? 259 00:17:16,367 --> 00:17:19,165 Leather, chasers, bears? Anything unusual? 260 00:17:19,327 --> 00:17:20,282 Pissers? 261 00:17:20,447 --> 00:17:22,756 What's that got to do with the deceased? 262 00:17:22,927 --> 00:17:25,885 -Luis, wait in the car, please. -But, mom... 263 00:17:26,047 --> 00:17:26,718 The car! 264 00:17:31,687 --> 00:17:33,518 When did you see her last? 265 00:17:33,687 --> 00:17:35,962 l was the last to see her alive. 266 00:17:36,167 --> 00:17:38,044 The last before the murderer. 267 00:17:39,327 --> 00:17:41,887 -Did you see her? -No, just Rey. 268 00:17:42,287 --> 00:17:43,402 And the murderer. 269 00:17:43,567 --> 00:17:44,886 That doesn't mean 270 00:17:45,047 --> 00:17:46,366 he was an accessory. 271 00:17:46,527 --> 00:17:48,961 No, l saw her, and so did the murderer. 272 00:17:49,127 --> 00:17:51,083 But the murderer, afterwards. 273 00:17:51,287 --> 00:17:54,597 Or before. The autopsy will clear that up, right? 274 00:17:57,207 --> 00:17:59,482 Let's talk at the police station. 275 00:18:00,447 --> 00:18:01,277 Flautist. 276 00:18:01,567 --> 00:18:02,556 Flakey Face. 277 00:18:03,687 --> 00:18:04,278 Marrow. 278 00:18:04,527 --> 00:18:05,516 Squid Child. 279 00:18:05,687 --> 00:18:06,597 No, you lose! 280 00:18:06,847 --> 00:18:08,121 Squid isn't Morlok. 281 00:18:08,327 --> 00:18:10,716 He's a student of professor Sabier, 282 00:18:10,887 --> 00:18:13,196 Okay, okay. You're a smart guy. 283 00:18:13,407 --> 00:18:15,637 Now who knows more Jean Grey clones 284 00:18:15,807 --> 00:18:18,685 from the X-Men times? l'll start. Madeleine! 285 00:18:18,887 --> 00:18:21,321 How horrible! They don't look like murderers. 286 00:18:21,687 --> 00:18:22,722 That's horrible? 287 00:18:22,927 --> 00:18:25,646 Serial killers never look like murderers. 288 00:18:25,847 --> 00:18:27,599 That makes them disgusting. 289 00:18:27,767 --> 00:18:30,156 This isn't a serial killer case. 290 00:18:30,327 --> 00:18:32,966 4 old women murdered in 5 months, 291 00:18:33,127 --> 00:18:34,958 all in Chueca, all strangled. 292 00:18:35,127 --> 00:18:36,765 That's not a psychopath? 293 00:18:36,927 --> 00:18:38,758 Mom, the motive isn't sex, 294 00:18:38,927 --> 00:18:41,566 it's theft, and they're all the same, 295 00:18:41,727 --> 00:18:42,603 so l think... 296 00:18:42,767 --> 00:18:44,598 l know, a gang of thieves. 297 00:18:44,767 --> 00:18:46,883 But the truth is more than horrible. 298 00:18:47,047 --> 00:18:50,881 Reality is always much worse than... unreality. 299 00:18:51,247 --> 00:18:53,522 And comb your hair, you look awful. 300 00:18:54,207 --> 00:18:55,765 l backcombed it to look 301 00:18:55,967 --> 00:18:57,844 a bit younger and modern. 302 00:18:58,007 --> 00:18:58,917 Modern! 303 00:19:00,167 --> 00:19:02,806 You'll like this. lt could be the motive. 304 00:19:02,967 --> 00:19:04,844 You see? This is real! 305 00:19:05,007 --> 00:19:08,556 Real documents. Motive! Motive! 306 00:19:13,127 --> 00:19:15,846 Rosa left me her flat? How cool! 307 00:19:16,047 --> 00:19:16,718 Rey. 308 00:19:16,887 --> 00:19:19,481 The lady had no direct relatives and left 309 00:19:19,647 --> 00:19:21,478 it all to you, 3 months ago. 310 00:19:21,647 --> 00:19:23,478 Are you sure you didn't know? 311 00:19:23,647 --> 00:19:26,605 -Really. -You must be the only ones. 312 00:19:26,767 --> 00:19:29,076 The lady told the whole neighborhood that 313 00:19:29,247 --> 00:19:31,477 she'd leave the flat to you because 314 00:19:31,647 --> 00:19:33,558 you were the son she never had. 315 00:19:34,527 --> 00:19:36,995 Had we gone to the community meetings... 316 00:19:37,287 --> 00:19:39,118 but they call you queer. 317 00:19:39,327 --> 00:19:41,397 They don't, but they think it. 318 00:19:41,567 --> 00:19:44,127 What's that got to do with it? 319 00:19:44,607 --> 00:19:47,519 Really, lady, l had no idea about the will. 320 00:19:47,687 --> 00:19:48,756 Fuck, me either! 321 00:19:48,927 --> 00:19:50,758 Had l, l'd have killed her! 322 00:19:50,927 --> 00:19:51,837 Shut up, fool! 323 00:19:54,487 --> 00:19:56,000 l do everything wrong. 324 00:19:56,167 --> 00:19:58,283 No, love, but you go way overboard. 325 00:19:58,447 --> 00:20:00,642 Can't you see we're suspects to murder? 326 00:20:00,807 --> 00:20:02,286 Some jokes are stupid. 327 00:20:02,447 --> 00:20:04,039 Did you kill Rosa? 328 00:20:04,207 --> 00:20:05,799 -Of course not. -Then...? 329 00:20:09,767 --> 00:20:11,644 l'm still waiting for your call. 330 00:20:11,807 --> 00:20:13,320 l have something for you. 331 00:20:13,487 --> 00:20:14,806 Things are happening. 332 00:20:14,967 --> 00:20:15,877 We're tied up... 333 00:20:16,047 --> 00:20:16,638 Hi. 334 00:20:17,607 --> 00:20:19,563 Are you two still a couple? 335 00:20:19,727 --> 00:20:21,126 How arrogant! 336 00:20:21,447 --> 00:20:23,722 You think Rey will stay with you when 337 00:20:23,887 --> 00:20:24,842 he can be with me? 338 00:20:25,007 --> 00:20:28,841 You can't keep anyone by your side in an open relationship. 339 00:20:29,047 --> 00:20:32,278 So close it, then. Don't open it. 340 00:20:32,527 --> 00:20:33,357 Open. 341 00:20:36,367 --> 00:20:38,164 -Where's Fran? -What about Fran? 342 00:20:38,367 --> 00:20:40,756 He left two streets back. What's wrong? 343 00:20:40,927 --> 00:20:42,121 No, nothing... 344 00:20:42,287 --> 00:20:44,517 l'm sick of how you look at him. 345 00:20:44,687 --> 00:20:46,359 -Me? -l saw you. 346 00:20:46,527 --> 00:20:48,563 l know l'm no competition in sex. 347 00:20:48,767 --> 00:20:51,281 -Where the fuck are my keys? -You're crazy. 348 00:20:51,847 --> 00:20:54,839 Hi. Do you live on of the first floor? 349 00:20:55,207 --> 00:20:55,844 Yes. 350 00:20:56,207 --> 00:20:57,959 l would like to talk to you. 351 00:20:58,127 --> 00:20:59,560 l love this place. 352 00:20:59,727 --> 00:21:02,241 The owners are friends of mine. 353 00:21:02,407 --> 00:21:04,762 That's Mondriak with a bit of Foster. 354 00:21:06,087 --> 00:21:08,647 -Jodie Foster? -Norman. 355 00:21:08,807 --> 00:21:11,685 -ln ''Psycho''? -Norman Foster, the architect. 356 00:21:14,327 --> 00:21:17,319 Okay, l'll get right to the point. 357 00:21:18,047 --> 00:21:21,881 Your deceased neighbor, Rosa Mart�nez, had no direct relatives. 358 00:21:22,487 --> 00:21:24,125 lf my information is correct, 359 00:21:24,287 --> 00:21:26,721 you inherit the old... the poor woman's flat. 360 00:21:26,887 --> 00:21:29,720 Yes, l do. How do you know? 361 00:21:29,887 --> 00:21:32,799 Not from the police. The neighbors told him. 362 00:21:32,967 --> 00:21:33,843 The police? 363 00:21:34,007 --> 00:21:36,202 We are suspects. 364 00:21:36,367 --> 00:21:37,686 Rey, please, shut up! 365 00:21:37,847 --> 00:21:39,724 You guys couldn't kill a fly. 366 00:21:40,287 --> 00:21:41,003 Thanks. 367 00:21:42,007 --> 00:21:44,521 -Well, now the flat is yours. -Mine. 368 00:21:45,767 --> 00:21:48,486 Okay. This is a good moment to sell. 369 00:21:48,647 --> 00:21:51,878 Flats are sky-high and Chueca is increasing in value. 370 00:21:52,207 --> 00:21:54,641 l'll make you an offer you can't reject. 371 00:22:00,607 --> 00:22:02,325 Shit, that's great... 372 00:22:02,527 --> 00:22:04,677 l can fuck the driving school. 373 00:22:04,847 --> 00:22:06,678 -Well? -l'm not interested. 374 00:22:07,567 --> 00:22:10,081 Okay, l can increase the offer. 375 00:22:10,247 --> 00:22:12,078 Let's say... 376 00:22:13,047 --> 00:22:14,446 But it's my last word. 377 00:22:16,007 --> 00:22:16,644 No. 378 00:22:17,047 --> 00:22:17,684 No? 379 00:22:17,967 --> 00:22:19,559 Have you seen the figure? 380 00:22:19,727 --> 00:22:21,285 l won't sell Rosa's flat. 381 00:22:21,447 --> 00:22:23,324 lt's not hers now, it's yours. 382 00:22:23,487 --> 00:22:25,523 We have a home, and look at this. 383 00:22:25,687 --> 00:22:27,405 No, it's for my mother. 384 00:22:27,567 --> 00:22:30,798 She'll help us with her retirement, and we're cool. 385 00:22:31,407 --> 00:22:33,284 -Not your mother. -Yes, my mother. 386 00:22:33,447 --> 00:22:35,881 She depends on my sisters, and she's old. 387 00:22:36,047 --> 00:22:36,638 How old? 388 00:22:36,807 --> 00:22:38,718 l need her near, for support. 389 00:22:38,887 --> 00:22:40,878 l back you, love, in everything. 390 00:22:41,047 --> 00:22:43,083 -Except for your mother. -She's very old. 391 00:22:43,247 --> 00:22:45,636 Wouldn't it be better to sell the flat, 392 00:22:45,807 --> 00:22:48,640 giver her some money and find her a home? 393 00:22:48,807 --> 00:22:50,638 -How old? -No homes for her. 394 00:22:50,807 --> 00:22:53,162 -She my mother, and l decide! -How old? 395 00:22:59,567 --> 00:23:02,684 l'm sorry. This is a disaster. 396 00:23:04,087 --> 00:23:08,080 Give me a call and tell me what you've decided. 397 00:23:09,527 --> 00:23:10,323 Bye. 398 00:23:13,167 --> 00:23:14,486 You're a cheater. 399 00:23:14,647 --> 00:23:15,921 -Don't cheat. -l'm not. 400 00:23:17,367 --> 00:23:20,200 Turn that down or the console is out of here! 401 00:23:21,167 --> 00:23:22,520 Mom, what are you doing? 402 00:23:22,687 --> 00:23:25,599 Nothing, your cat scratches like a bitch. 403 00:23:25,767 --> 00:23:27,405 -l bathed it. -Bathed? 404 00:23:27,567 --> 00:23:31,196 lt doesn't like water! Mom, don't touch the cat. 405 00:23:32,807 --> 00:23:36,277 Cookie. Cookie. 406 00:23:37,607 --> 00:23:39,962 What have you done with the cat, mom? 407 00:23:40,407 --> 00:23:41,999 As l said, l bathed it. 408 00:23:43,927 --> 00:23:47,124 Mom, you haven't drowned it, have you? 409 00:23:47,607 --> 00:23:49,916 -How could l do that? -Where is it? 410 00:23:50,087 --> 00:23:51,315 Drying out. 411 00:24:00,047 --> 00:24:00,638 What? 412 00:24:00,847 --> 00:24:02,405 Susi? Let me talk to mom. 413 00:24:02,567 --> 00:24:06,242 She's killed my cat, Rey, in the microwave oven. 414 00:24:06,967 --> 00:24:09,322 lmpossible, that's an urban legend. 415 00:24:09,687 --> 00:24:12,406 Mom can turn an urban legend into reality. 416 00:24:12,807 --> 00:24:13,922 She's a witch. 417 00:24:14,767 --> 00:24:16,678 Thank God she going to Mauri's. 418 00:24:16,847 --> 00:24:19,645 No, she can't go to Mauri's since the fire. 419 00:24:19,847 --> 00:24:21,041 Then to Barbara's. 420 00:24:21,247 --> 00:24:23,681 No, send her to me. l'll take her in. 421 00:24:23,847 --> 00:24:24,802 Really? 422 00:24:25,047 --> 00:24:28,357 -l really appreciate that. -Okay. A kiss. 423 00:24:28,527 --> 00:24:30,643 Give mom a kiss too. Bye. 424 00:24:34,887 --> 00:24:37,162 Mom, you're going to Rey's place! 425 00:24:37,327 --> 00:24:39,363 -For how long? -For good! 426 00:24:39,527 --> 00:24:42,280 l knew there was something good about being queer. 427 00:24:42,447 --> 00:24:43,926 -Who's queer? -Your uncle. 428 00:24:44,327 --> 00:24:46,522 Get up. Paco will be here soon and 429 00:24:46,687 --> 00:24:48,166 l don't want to argue. 430 00:24:48,327 --> 00:24:49,442 Leave me alone! 431 00:24:49,607 --> 00:24:51,199 Get your luggage ready. 432 00:24:51,367 --> 00:24:52,641 You're scratching me! 433 00:24:53,087 --> 00:24:55,396 So? You'll put me in the microwave oven? 434 00:24:55,567 --> 00:24:57,922 -l'm no cat! -No, you're a bitch! 435 00:25:15,487 --> 00:25:17,637 Stop, stop, stop...! 436 00:25:18,287 --> 00:25:20,517 -Reinaldo, my son! -Mama! 437 00:25:23,367 --> 00:25:24,163 Leonardo. 438 00:25:25,887 --> 00:25:27,684 You look great, beautiful. 439 00:25:28,287 --> 00:25:31,006 Sorry we couldn't pick you up at the station 440 00:25:31,167 --> 00:25:33,920 but Rey had work and l had the driving school... 441 00:25:35,567 --> 00:25:38,320 -110 euros, please. -110 euros? 442 00:25:38,607 --> 00:25:41,440 Yes, 10 for the trip and 100 for the upholstery. 443 00:25:42,207 --> 00:25:43,196 She threw up. 444 00:25:47,607 --> 00:25:50,280 Son, stairs kill me, but it doesn't matter. 445 00:25:51,407 --> 00:25:54,080 Good morning, Antonia. How nice to see you. 446 00:25:54,247 --> 00:25:56,397 Spending 3 months with your son? 447 00:25:56,567 --> 00:25:59,001 No, Mr. Pardo. l'm staying for good. 448 00:25:59,167 --> 00:26:02,079 -My son found me a home. -Congratulations. 449 00:26:02,247 --> 00:26:04,602 -Rosa's flat, right? -l think so. 450 00:26:04,807 --> 00:26:06,160 l'll see you often. 451 00:26:06,327 --> 00:26:08,363 Sure. You look great, Mr. Pardo. 452 00:26:08,527 --> 00:26:10,085 Come on, mom. 453 00:26:11,127 --> 00:26:13,516 Mr. Pardo. l'm sorry. Hi. 454 00:26:17,087 --> 00:26:18,725 This smells of old lady. 455 00:26:20,247 --> 00:26:23,523 Relax, with a few touches this flat will be great. 456 00:26:23,687 --> 00:26:25,917 l'll look after you. lt'll be great. 457 00:26:29,607 --> 00:26:32,075 This is a great 70 square meter flat 458 00:26:32,247 --> 00:26:35,557 for an elderly woman, alone and with her obsessions. 459 00:26:36,127 --> 00:26:39,836 No, l don't like it. lt has bad vibrations. 460 00:26:40,007 --> 00:26:42,237 We'll be happy being neighbors. 461 00:26:42,847 --> 00:26:45,407 What if l move into yours, and you come here? 462 00:26:45,567 --> 00:26:46,716 Better yet, 463 00:26:49,247 --> 00:26:51,522 l live with my son and you live here. 464 00:26:53,127 --> 00:26:54,116 Over my dead body. 465 00:26:54,927 --> 00:26:58,397 This 70 square meter flat isn't bad for 466 00:26:58,567 --> 00:27:02,276 a queer with an ass like the Japanese flag. 467 00:27:02,567 --> 00:27:03,886 Mom, don't over do it! 468 00:27:05,207 --> 00:27:06,799 You have no sense of humor. 469 00:27:06,967 --> 00:27:10,323 Okay, l'll make you a finger-licking stew, guys. 470 00:27:10,687 --> 00:27:13,724 And as for licking, you know quite a bit, 471 00:27:14,607 --> 00:27:15,642 don't you? 472 00:27:17,527 --> 00:27:18,676 What a bitch! 473 00:27:21,887 --> 00:27:24,276 Delicious. Aren't you happy? 474 00:27:24,687 --> 00:27:26,564 This is like Rosa's cooking. 475 00:27:26,767 --> 00:27:29,645 Oh, l'm so happy to be here with you, son, 476 00:27:29,807 --> 00:27:32,446 and not with your bitchy sisters. 477 00:27:32,647 --> 00:27:34,160 Mom, they love you a lot. 478 00:27:34,367 --> 00:27:35,277 l don't love them. 479 00:27:35,727 --> 00:27:38,924 Well, Leo, where do l sleep? On the couch? 480 00:27:42,247 --> 00:27:43,919 Mom, things have changed. 481 00:27:44,087 --> 00:27:47,045 -No need for the couch. -Nor for our bed. 482 00:27:47,287 --> 00:27:48,322 You have your flat. 483 00:27:48,487 --> 00:27:51,684 l won't sleep alone. l'm staying here with you. 484 00:27:52,047 --> 00:27:54,515 You'll see how comfortable your flat is. 485 00:27:54,887 --> 00:27:57,765 Rey and l are going out for drinks now, 486 00:27:57,927 --> 00:28:00,236 to a perverted dive we love so much. 487 00:28:00,647 --> 00:28:02,285 You won't come, will you? 488 00:28:06,047 --> 00:28:09,562 lf you're going to get into a dark room, tell me now and 489 00:28:09,767 --> 00:28:12,201 l'll go get some lighters, no problem. 490 00:28:14,607 --> 00:28:16,165 Wait for me! 491 00:28:16,687 --> 00:28:19,520 Rey, shit, wait! God damn it! 492 00:28:29,607 --> 00:28:30,835 As l tell my son" 493 00:28:31,407 --> 00:28:34,399 ''lf you're queer, get involved with a rich guy. 494 00:28:34,767 --> 00:28:37,565 An Antonio Gala, for example.'' He's a gentleman. 495 00:28:37,727 --> 00:28:39,240 Antonio Gala none the less. 496 00:28:39,407 --> 00:28:41,602 He understands women very well. 497 00:28:41,767 --> 00:28:45,157 You're mom's right, a man who can retire you. 498 00:28:45,327 --> 00:28:46,237 Exactly! 499 00:28:46,527 --> 00:28:49,724 But to become queer for a driving instructor... 500 00:28:49,887 --> 00:28:52,560 -You have to be hard up. -Mom, please! 501 00:28:53,167 --> 00:28:55,442 My darling son, l love you. 502 00:28:55,607 --> 00:28:57,279 What he wants is a lay. 503 00:28:58,607 --> 00:29:00,325 What did the lab say? 504 00:29:00,487 --> 00:29:01,920 All the old lady's prints. 505 00:29:02,087 --> 00:29:03,156 And the perfume? 506 00:29:03,327 --> 00:29:05,887 lt is complex, but it's being analyzed. 507 00:29:06,047 --> 00:29:08,959 Mom, don't get upset, but l see you coming" 508 00:29:09,127 --> 00:29:12,119 That's not his M.O., and he's not a serial killer. 509 00:29:12,287 --> 00:29:14,357 We're not in the U.S.A, mom. 510 00:29:14,527 --> 00:29:17,758 What is your opinion on this specific case? 511 00:29:18,167 --> 00:29:20,635 lt's an organized gang from the East. 512 00:29:20,847 --> 00:29:21,996 They kill to rob. 513 00:29:22,167 --> 00:29:23,805 How come we've found 514 00:29:23,967 --> 00:29:25,844 no prints at the scene? 515 00:29:26,007 --> 00:29:29,682 -Some criminals are very careful. -Exactly. Psychopaths. 516 00:29:30,127 --> 00:29:32,197 Psychopaths want fame, leave clues. 517 00:29:32,367 --> 00:29:34,323 The perfume is his signature. 518 00:29:34,487 --> 00:29:37,081 -Maybe it was hers. -lt's too sophisticated. 519 00:29:37,287 --> 00:29:40,324 -That's your opinion. -You're driving me crazy. 520 00:29:40,487 --> 00:29:44,321 Don't touch me. You have no right. 521 00:29:45,567 --> 00:29:48,798 l want the disinterment of all those old ladies. 522 00:29:52,487 --> 00:29:54,876 lf she's wrong, she'll take the credit. 523 00:29:59,887 --> 00:30:01,718 She's getting more aggressive. 524 00:30:01,887 --> 00:30:04,526 She's delicate since my dad left us. 525 00:30:04,687 --> 00:30:05,676 But it's okay. 526 00:30:05,847 --> 00:30:07,246 He left 20 years ago! 527 00:30:07,407 --> 00:30:09,762 She needs time. lt's just stress. 528 00:30:10,767 --> 00:30:13,759 You know her best, but l think she's bad off. 529 00:30:14,327 --> 00:30:15,965 She needs a sick leave. 530 00:30:16,607 --> 00:30:19,644 Or she could be considered medically incapacitated. 531 00:30:20,887 --> 00:30:22,843 l'd talk to the chief. 532 00:30:30,447 --> 00:30:33,678 Leonard, you asshole! Take me to the supermarket! 533 00:30:33,847 --> 00:30:37,635 l have to buy pork chops for my Rey. 534 00:30:39,287 --> 00:30:40,515 What are you doing? 535 00:30:40,767 --> 00:30:42,803 Can't you see l'm working? 536 00:30:42,967 --> 00:30:45,083 l have a driving class with a guy. 537 00:30:45,247 --> 00:30:46,680 Take me to the market! 538 00:30:46,847 --> 00:30:50,078 Relax, Leo, we'll take her there. After all... 539 00:30:50,887 --> 00:30:52,161 lt's a road class. 540 00:31:03,607 --> 00:31:06,167 Can't you drive faster? Step on it. 541 00:31:06,327 --> 00:31:08,921 Pay no attention. He's learning to drive. 542 00:31:09,087 --> 00:31:11,282 Oh, fuck, we're going at 10 m.p.h. 543 00:31:11,447 --> 00:31:14,325 We must comply with the driving codes. 544 00:31:14,527 --> 00:31:16,358 -We must be cautious. -Really? 545 00:31:16,527 --> 00:31:18,438 You just passed the market. 546 00:31:18,607 --> 00:31:20,802 -Should l turn around? -No, no, no... 547 00:31:20,967 --> 00:31:23,561 We've been in this fuckin' car an hour. 548 00:31:23,727 --> 00:31:25,206 Pull over and l'll walk. 549 00:31:25,367 --> 00:31:27,005 No, you can't stop here. 550 00:31:27,167 --> 00:31:30,523 Shut up, l'm giving a fucking driving lesson! 551 00:31:30,687 --> 00:31:32,723 Get stupid and l'll tell my son. 552 00:31:32,887 --> 00:31:34,843 Must you always come between us? 553 00:31:35,047 --> 00:31:37,959 l wish l had the day you met. 554 00:31:38,127 --> 00:31:40,277 -l'd have avoided this. -The day we met? 555 00:31:40,487 --> 00:31:42,398 l'd love to see you at that orgy. 556 00:31:42,567 --> 00:31:45,081 You met at an orgy? And Rey picked you? 557 00:31:45,247 --> 00:31:47,681 Were the others lepers, ministers? 558 00:31:47,847 --> 00:31:48,643 No, orphans! 559 00:31:48,807 --> 00:31:50,923 -ls that a threat? -No, a promise! 560 00:31:52,887 --> 00:31:54,115 lt's not serious. 561 00:31:54,447 --> 00:31:56,403 He is dreadfully panic-stricken, 562 00:31:56,567 --> 00:31:58,603 but he'll be okay with sedatives. 563 00:31:58,767 --> 00:32:01,520 -And mom? -She's okay. She's very strong. 564 00:32:01,687 --> 00:32:03,086 She's gossiping... 565 00:32:03,287 --> 00:32:03,878 About what? 566 00:32:04,047 --> 00:32:06,515 Something about Antonio Gala. 567 00:32:06,687 --> 00:32:07,722 Thanks a lot. 568 00:32:10,207 --> 00:32:13,119 Rey, you and l have to talk. 569 00:32:13,527 --> 00:32:16,325 l'm too nervous now, Leo, over my mother. 570 00:32:16,487 --> 00:32:19,240 l was in the car too. Worry about me a bit. 571 00:32:19,487 --> 00:32:21,364 You're right. l'm sorry. 572 00:32:34,287 --> 00:32:36,164 -Rey, it was your mother. -What? 573 00:32:36,327 --> 00:32:39,046 -She caused the accident. -What do you mean? 574 00:32:39,207 --> 00:32:40,196 Believe me. 575 00:32:40,367 --> 00:32:42,722 She got in the car, started smoking, 576 00:32:42,887 --> 00:32:45,276 Oscar has asthma, and the poor guy... 577 00:32:45,487 --> 00:32:48,285 And you should hear what she said to me. 578 00:32:48,447 --> 00:32:50,005 -You must have started. -Me? 579 00:32:50,167 --> 00:32:53,000 l said nothing, she has something against me. 580 00:32:53,167 --> 00:32:53,883 She's my mom. 581 00:32:54,047 --> 00:32:55,878 She just wants to break us up. 582 00:32:56,047 --> 00:32:58,322 l almost prefer you kiss each other. 583 00:32:59,367 --> 00:33:01,835 Keep that up and she may achieve it. 584 00:33:12,407 --> 00:33:13,999 l can't believe this, fag! 585 00:33:14,487 --> 00:33:16,079 With your experience, and 586 00:33:16,247 --> 00:33:17,885 you still fuck my cars up. 587 00:33:18,047 --> 00:33:20,641 Rey's mother distracted me a moment... 588 00:33:20,807 --> 00:33:23,526 Antonia was in the car? God! How is she? 589 00:33:23,687 --> 00:33:26,565 -She's okay. -l'll call the hospital. 590 00:33:27,087 --> 00:33:30,921 And l'm taking the car repair expenses out of your salary! 591 00:33:32,407 --> 00:33:33,760 What hospital is she in? 592 00:33:34,327 --> 00:33:37,000 And 20. Thank you. Regards to your husband. 593 00:33:37,167 --> 00:33:39,727 Give him papaya. lt helped Father Boitila, 594 00:33:39,887 --> 00:33:41,559 but then de died. 595 00:33:42,927 --> 00:33:45,805 -Hi, Lola. -Well, some oranges? 596 00:33:45,967 --> 00:33:48,197 No, l want nothing but to talk. 597 00:33:48,367 --> 00:33:49,766 ln a slump, huh? 598 00:33:49,927 --> 00:33:52,077 l'll close. We can have lunch together. 599 00:33:52,247 --> 00:33:53,726 -Okay. -Hang on. 600 00:33:57,567 --> 00:33:58,556 What can l do? 601 00:33:58,727 --> 00:34:00,126 lt's either that woman or me. 602 00:34:00,327 --> 00:34:02,443 lf you love Rey, what's the problem? 603 00:34:02,607 --> 00:34:05,838 -Talk it over with him. -l have, and nothing. 604 00:34:06,007 --> 00:34:08,237 You got nervous, insulted his mom, 605 00:34:08,407 --> 00:34:11,524 he felt offended, and that's it. God damn dog! 606 00:34:12,167 --> 00:34:12,963 Well, yes... 607 00:34:13,807 --> 00:34:15,798 Grandma, you making a mess. 608 00:34:17,607 --> 00:34:19,996 -Do you like the soup? -lt's delicious. 609 00:34:20,247 --> 00:34:23,319 -lt has alfalfa buds. -That's what animals eat. 610 00:34:23,487 --> 00:34:25,921 We're very modern, vegetarians. Right? 611 00:34:26,087 --> 00:34:29,397 Yes, well, some cats know as much as people do. 612 00:34:32,007 --> 00:34:35,602 Lola, why don't you write out what l have to tell Rey? 613 00:34:36,167 --> 00:34:36,804 What? 614 00:34:37,207 --> 00:34:39,038 You've know us all our lives. 615 00:34:39,407 --> 00:34:41,637 You write, l memorize, and tell him. 616 00:34:42,407 --> 00:34:44,363 l don't know. We'll see. 617 00:34:47,127 --> 00:34:49,880 -Let the dog loose. -No, it's a pain. 618 00:35:00,127 --> 00:35:01,765 Dinner at home is so nice. 619 00:35:01,927 --> 00:35:05,761 Restaurants are expensive. And you could get gastroenteritis. 620 00:35:05,927 --> 00:35:08,999 ls that a warning or a wish? 621 00:35:09,687 --> 00:35:10,278 Go on! 622 00:35:11,087 --> 00:35:13,681 What's that thing you get with mayonnaise? 623 00:35:13,847 --> 00:35:14,643 Salmonella. 624 00:35:35,847 --> 00:35:39,522 Well now, don't wait up for us. 625 00:35:49,647 --> 00:35:51,524 l don't want dinner. l want you. 626 00:36:23,367 --> 00:36:24,846 Lady, l can hear you. 627 00:36:26,367 --> 00:36:27,686 Go away, no one's in. 628 00:36:28,367 --> 00:36:31,279 -Who's talking? -The faces of B�lmez. 629 00:36:31,927 --> 00:36:34,122 l must talk to you for a second. 630 00:36:37,127 --> 00:36:38,640 l said get lost! 631 00:36:38,847 --> 00:36:41,680 l'll show you a tape on the advantages of... 632 00:36:41,887 --> 00:36:45,084 l don't want anything. Are you an asshole or what? 633 00:36:46,687 --> 00:36:48,917 You should be more respectful. 634 00:36:49,087 --> 00:36:51,521 Respect your fuckin' mother and get lost. 635 00:36:52,007 --> 00:36:55,477 You are very rude. Watch that tongue of yours. 636 00:36:56,127 --> 00:36:57,719 Why should l, idiot? 637 00:36:58,167 --> 00:37:00,601 Because l'll rip it out of your head. 638 00:37:01,167 --> 00:37:02,077 What? 639 00:37:02,607 --> 00:37:04,325 And make you swallow it. 640 00:37:04,767 --> 00:37:06,519 Who are you? Turn the light on. 641 00:37:08,287 --> 00:37:09,197 Turn it on! 642 00:37:09,647 --> 00:37:13,117 You're a waste of society. You should be dead. 643 00:37:13,327 --> 00:37:14,646 Turn the light on! 644 00:37:15,047 --> 00:37:16,400 You'll die soon. 645 00:37:16,807 --> 00:37:18,445 l said turn the light on! 646 00:37:27,047 --> 00:37:29,242 Antonia, it's me. ls anything wrong? 647 00:37:29,767 --> 00:37:31,837 Mr. Pardo, who was that man? 648 00:37:32,327 --> 00:37:33,760 l didn't see anyone. 649 00:37:37,127 --> 00:37:39,436 What luxury! l love it. 650 00:37:39,687 --> 00:37:41,757 l forgot who recommended it. 651 00:37:41,927 --> 00:37:44,043 -But a bit expensive. -Who cares? 652 00:37:44,207 --> 00:37:46,926 -Tonight is special. -Why are you so happy? 653 00:37:47,087 --> 00:37:47,917 Surprised? 654 00:37:48,127 --> 00:37:51,199 You can't deny l've been a bit unbearable lately. 655 00:37:51,367 --> 00:37:53,961 -l'm the unbearable one. -What? 656 00:37:54,127 --> 00:37:56,402 No, nothing. Let's drink a toast. 657 00:37:56,567 --> 00:37:59,035 To us, because we're young, 658 00:37:59,207 --> 00:38:01,516 and because we're in love, and to 659 00:38:01,927 --> 00:38:04,600 Pedro Ceroso, who does a lot for gays. 660 00:38:42,047 --> 00:38:45,244 -My sisters can't stand her. -lmpossible. 661 00:38:45,607 --> 00:38:47,120 They never got along well. 662 00:38:47,287 --> 00:38:50,006 Do it for you mom. She must miss them. 663 00:38:51,127 --> 00:38:53,163 -l don't think so. -Then for me. 664 00:38:53,687 --> 00:38:56,281 Let her spend some time with your sisters. 665 00:38:56,687 --> 00:38:57,563 ls she that bad? 666 00:38:57,727 --> 00:39:01,515 lt's not that, but you and l need more privacy. 667 00:39:02,447 --> 00:39:03,960 You might be right there. 668 00:39:04,487 --> 00:39:07,240 ls everything okay? l heard you were here. 669 00:39:08,727 --> 00:39:10,240 You work here? 670 00:39:10,407 --> 00:39:12,284 l'm the chef. Didn't Rey tell you? 671 00:39:12,447 --> 00:39:13,197 l forgot. 672 00:39:13,367 --> 00:39:16,359 l told you when we were in Seville, remember? 673 00:39:16,527 --> 00:39:17,755 Sure, l remember. 674 00:39:17,927 --> 00:39:20,600 l mean, l didn't remember you work here, 675 00:39:20,767 --> 00:39:23,918 -but l remember that evening. -l'm glad. 676 00:39:24,407 --> 00:39:27,877 Remember l have something for you. Enjoy your meal. 677 00:39:29,567 --> 00:39:31,876 You brought me to that queer's place? 678 00:39:32,647 --> 00:39:34,956 -l didn't remember. -You didn't? 679 00:39:35,127 --> 00:39:37,721 But you remember screwing with him in Seville. 680 00:39:37,927 --> 00:39:38,723 Calm down. 681 00:39:39,087 --> 00:39:40,884 What were we talking about? 682 00:39:41,047 --> 00:39:43,686 About your mother. She has to go. 683 00:39:43,847 --> 00:39:45,246 Maybe in a couple of... 684 00:39:45,407 --> 00:39:46,396 ''Maybe'' nothing. 685 00:39:46,567 --> 00:39:48,717 She'd better go, l can't stand her. 686 00:39:48,887 --> 00:39:50,161 Just pass on her. 687 00:39:50,327 --> 00:39:51,919 She doesn't pass on me. 688 00:39:52,087 --> 00:39:53,406 You think l don't try... 689 00:39:53,647 --> 00:39:55,717 -Lower your voice. -...to not be affected? 690 00:39:55,887 --> 00:39:58,765 Like by that piece of shit you forgot? 691 00:39:58,927 --> 00:40:01,646 l try to forget, but he's everywhere! 692 00:40:01,807 --> 00:40:03,638 So Fran's the real problem. 693 00:40:03,807 --> 00:40:06,082 No! The problem is your mother! 694 00:40:06,367 --> 00:40:08,676 She hates me, she wants us to split! 695 00:40:08,847 --> 00:40:09,802 She's affecting us! 696 00:40:09,967 --> 00:40:12,322 Yourjealousy is affecting us. 697 00:40:12,487 --> 00:40:13,522 No, it your mom! 698 00:40:13,687 --> 00:40:16,121 That disgusting bitch is very rude. 699 00:40:16,327 --> 00:40:18,716 l hate her. l wish she were dead! 700 00:40:26,807 --> 00:40:27,557 Excuse me. 701 00:40:38,887 --> 00:40:41,037 Sure you didn't remember it's his 702 00:40:41,207 --> 00:40:43,641 restaurant, of course you didn't. 703 00:41:00,967 --> 00:41:02,286 That's what l say. 704 00:41:02,967 --> 00:41:06,596 Up with Chueca! Up with Chueca and the surrounding area! 705 00:41:07,167 --> 00:41:07,963 What the fuck...? 706 00:41:11,167 --> 00:41:12,236 What's up? 707 00:41:13,687 --> 00:41:14,881 Good evening. 708 00:41:15,807 --> 00:41:17,525 But. how did you get in? 709 00:41:17,767 --> 00:41:20,406 My son gave me a copy of the key. 710 00:41:20,647 --> 00:41:22,842 But, wouldn't it be much better 711 00:41:23,247 --> 00:41:25,966 if you went to your flat, your bed? 712 00:41:26,447 --> 00:41:29,086 No, this bed is much bigger. 713 00:41:29,447 --> 00:41:31,756 Besides, l'm frightened this evening. 714 00:41:32,487 --> 00:41:33,476 That's true, Leo. 715 00:41:33,847 --> 00:41:37,078 l found here in a terrible nervous state, didn't l? 716 00:41:37,527 --> 00:41:40,963 By the way, l had a strange visitor this evening. 717 00:41:42,007 --> 00:41:45,283 Someone threatened me through the door. 718 00:41:47,207 --> 00:41:50,517 You wouldn't know who it was, would you? 719 00:41:50,887 --> 00:41:53,242 Not me. Why should l know? 720 00:41:53,647 --> 00:41:56,036 l'm not dumb, Leo. We don't get along, 721 00:41:56,207 --> 00:41:58,402 but listen to what l have to say. 722 00:41:58,687 --> 00:42:02,521 Don't keep on that track because neither threats 723 00:42:02,727 --> 00:42:06,561 nor fear are going to get me out of here. 724 00:42:07,247 --> 00:42:11,035 And l'll do whatever possible for my son to leave you. 725 00:42:11,207 --> 00:42:13,004 And now get lost! Get out! 726 00:42:22,967 --> 00:42:24,844 That son of a fuckin' bitch! 727 00:42:58,607 --> 00:42:59,403 Hi. 728 00:43:05,087 --> 00:43:06,918 l don't think Rey wants to sell. 729 00:43:08,327 --> 00:43:11,125 A bar is no place to talk business. 730 00:43:11,767 --> 00:43:14,406 -Have a drink. -No thanks, l've got one. 731 00:43:16,647 --> 00:43:20,356 l can't stop thinking about you ever since we met. 732 00:43:20,967 --> 00:43:21,843 About Me? Why? 733 00:43:22,927 --> 00:43:24,246 You're so handsome. 734 00:43:25,727 --> 00:43:27,399 -Handsome? -l like you. 735 00:43:28,927 --> 00:43:31,441 My natural 'me' must have become popular. 736 00:43:31,607 --> 00:43:33,598 You don't make the best of it. 737 00:43:33,927 --> 00:43:36,600 With exercise, other clothes, they'd slobber. 738 00:43:36,847 --> 00:43:38,360 You're pulling my leg. 739 00:43:42,807 --> 00:43:44,798 You need changes in your life. 740 00:43:46,687 --> 00:43:47,563 Could be. 741 00:43:48,087 --> 00:43:50,362 l can lead you through those changes. 742 00:43:58,127 --> 00:44:00,118 l... l have to go now. 743 00:44:02,767 --> 00:44:03,882 Call me. 744 00:44:07,807 --> 00:44:08,796 l will. 745 00:44:23,927 --> 00:44:26,646 -Can l come in? -Forjust a minute. 746 00:44:31,447 --> 00:44:32,482 Thank you. 747 00:44:34,807 --> 00:44:37,879 l've come to talk about Milagros Rell�n. Mila. 748 00:44:38,447 --> 00:44:40,756 Yes, your mother, Luis. Go on. 749 00:44:41,327 --> 00:44:43,477 She wants to be called Mila here. 750 00:44:43,687 --> 00:44:44,756 l know. 751 00:44:46,127 --> 00:44:49,961 You see, she has taught me everything l know. 752 00:44:50,607 --> 00:44:52,245 She's a great inspector, 753 00:44:52,607 --> 00:44:56,441 and has suffered a lot to get me ahead, on her own. 754 00:44:56,607 --> 00:45:00,043 With my dad leaving her and the humiliation, which was 755 00:45:00,247 --> 00:45:01,999 a failure to her... 756 00:45:02,167 --> 00:45:06,001 She also has agoraphobia, and l remember once, at my 757 00:45:06,687 --> 00:45:08,006 first communion... 758 00:45:08,207 --> 00:45:11,961 Luis, we all know your mother and how close you two are. 759 00:45:12,167 --> 00:45:14,123 Can you get to the point? 760 00:45:16,287 --> 00:45:17,356 My mother can't 761 00:45:18,807 --> 00:45:21,162 go on with the case of the old ladies. 762 00:45:21,367 --> 00:45:22,800 She needs a sick leave. 763 00:45:22,967 --> 00:45:26,357 She has constant anxiety and increasing phobias. 764 00:45:27,247 --> 00:45:27,963 Believe me, 765 00:45:29,327 --> 00:45:32,000 you'd do her a favor taking her off the case. 766 00:45:36,247 --> 00:45:39,205 Come on, don't go to pieces now. 767 00:45:42,447 --> 00:45:43,357 Luis. 768 00:45:44,407 --> 00:45:45,396 Yes, Chief? 769 00:45:45,727 --> 00:45:48,002 You've got your hand on my bulge. 770 00:45:54,047 --> 00:45:55,878 Rey, put some music on. 771 00:45:56,087 --> 00:45:58,476 l'm listening to the news. 772 00:45:59,967 --> 00:46:01,958 Rey, forgive me for last night. 773 00:46:02,327 --> 00:46:03,840 lt's about time. 774 00:46:04,007 --> 00:46:05,838 Please, l'm talking to him. 775 00:46:06,007 --> 00:46:07,679 He might not want you to. 776 00:46:07,847 --> 00:46:09,485 He might have to decide. 777 00:46:09,647 --> 00:46:12,036 You don't want to talk to him, do you? 778 00:46:14,447 --> 00:46:15,516 Rey, talk to me. 779 00:46:16,287 --> 00:46:18,084 He doesn't want to, shit! 780 00:46:18,247 --> 00:46:20,841 He does, but you limit him, as usual. 781 00:46:22,247 --> 00:46:23,600 l do what? 782 00:46:25,767 --> 00:46:27,041 You see? He doesn't. 783 00:46:28,287 --> 00:46:30,243 You won't make me bitter, lady. 784 00:46:30,607 --> 00:46:33,405 l'm going to change and improve my life. 785 00:46:33,847 --> 00:46:35,644 You're going to get tits? 786 00:46:41,167 --> 00:46:42,680 What the fuck...! 787 00:46:44,327 --> 00:46:47,319 Stay in line, Sandro, and take that street. 788 00:46:47,887 --> 00:46:49,684 No, we can't get through, Leo. 789 00:46:50,087 --> 00:46:51,998 Thousands of cars do it. 790 00:46:52,207 --> 00:46:53,606 No, Leo, please. 791 00:46:53,927 --> 00:46:55,645 Then l'll make a last call. 792 00:46:55,807 --> 00:46:58,082 No, don't call. We don't fit. 793 00:46:58,287 --> 00:47:00,482 Leo, don't call. 794 00:47:02,447 --> 00:47:03,084 Yes? 795 00:47:03,407 --> 00:47:05,398 Viictor, Leo. Do you remember me? 796 00:47:05,767 --> 00:47:08,201 How could l forget you? How are you? 797 00:47:08,447 --> 00:47:10,039 Okay. Could l see you? 798 00:47:10,367 --> 00:47:12,244 Sure, 8 o'clock at my gym. 799 00:47:13,127 --> 00:47:15,687 Viictor, l want you to lead me, 800 00:47:15,847 --> 00:47:17,678 -What? -Through the changes. 801 00:47:17,847 --> 00:47:19,439 Oh, sure, of course. 802 00:47:19,927 --> 00:47:21,679 -Leo! -Grab the steering wheel! 803 00:47:21,847 --> 00:47:22,677 An 'autocun'! 804 00:47:23,647 --> 00:47:24,841 To Leo and Rey: 805 00:47:25,407 --> 00:47:28,240 lt's funny that my love and luxury novel is 806 00:47:28,407 --> 00:47:30,637 inspired on two chubby, rather 807 00:47:30,807 --> 00:47:32,798 coarse and penniless gay guys, 808 00:47:33,167 --> 00:47:36,637 But you two are the best friends l have ever had, 809 00:47:37,007 --> 00:47:38,838 Don't you understand me, lady? 810 00:47:41,247 --> 00:47:43,317 l want to show you a video tape. 811 00:47:43,487 --> 00:47:46,843 Don't you understand? Are you deaf or what? 812 00:47:47,087 --> 00:47:48,645 She has Alzheimer's. 813 00:47:50,167 --> 00:47:52,362 l thought there was no one here. 814 00:47:52,527 --> 00:47:54,358 l'm her granddaughter. What do you want? 815 00:47:54,887 --> 00:47:57,117 Your grandmother wants to sell the flat 816 00:47:57,287 --> 00:47:59,562 and l've made an advantageous offer. 817 00:48:00,047 --> 00:48:02,356 l doubt she wants to sell it. 818 00:48:02,767 --> 00:48:04,485 She forgot it's hers. 819 00:48:04,647 --> 00:48:07,241 How strange. She just suggested it. 820 00:48:07,687 --> 00:48:09,757 l was going to show her this tape... 821 00:48:09,927 --> 00:48:12,122 l decide these things. 822 00:48:12,287 --> 00:48:14,642 And l won't sell while she's alive. 823 00:48:16,367 --> 00:48:19,006 l understand. l understand perfectly. 824 00:48:24,807 --> 00:48:28,641 Didn't l tell you not to open the door to anyone, grandma? 825 00:48:29,447 --> 00:48:31,722 l want Viviane Westwood. Bill Viola. 826 00:48:31,887 --> 00:48:34,560 l want contemporary art, transsexuality, like 827 00:48:34,727 --> 00:48:36,797 Amanda Lepore, no whores or junkies. 828 00:48:36,967 --> 00:48:39,765 ''Sex in N.Y.'', but not ''Ana and the 7''. 829 00:48:39,927 --> 00:48:41,724 l bust laughing with Javivi. 830 00:48:42,287 --> 00:48:45,006 l've had enough. How do you stop this? 831 00:48:45,247 --> 00:48:49,035 To have the area reflect the personality of its inhabitants 832 00:48:49,207 --> 00:48:52,244 requires a slow but constant housing renovation, 833 00:48:52,527 --> 00:48:53,880 and that's what l want. 834 00:48:54,167 --> 00:48:55,566 l love it. 835 00:48:57,327 --> 00:48:59,124 The key word is ''renovation''. 836 00:48:59,287 --> 00:49:02,518 Renovating, modernizing, updating is vital to me. 837 00:49:03,967 --> 00:49:05,685 Make a copy of the key. 838 00:49:05,847 --> 00:49:08,441 Updating means we have an inquisitive mind, 839 00:49:08,647 --> 00:49:10,524 we're still young and beautiful. 840 00:49:11,007 --> 00:49:12,565 You speak so well. 841 00:49:13,567 --> 00:49:14,886 Like your boyfriend's flat, 842 00:49:15,047 --> 00:49:17,880 full of possibilities you won't make use of. 843 00:49:18,167 --> 00:49:19,282 His mother moved in. 844 00:49:19,487 --> 00:49:22,479 Thanks for the clothes you've bought me. 845 00:49:22,647 --> 00:49:26,435 There was no need. l'd never spend 100 euros on a shirt. 846 00:49:26,767 --> 00:49:29,918 Relax, that's on me. Consider it an investment. 847 00:49:30,287 --> 00:49:31,083 How generous. 848 00:49:31,327 --> 00:49:33,238 l'd sell you the flat now, 849 00:49:33,407 --> 00:49:34,999 just to get her out. 850 00:49:36,367 --> 00:49:39,564 Well, maybe we can get what we both want. 851 00:49:39,887 --> 00:49:42,447 Are these yours? They were on the floor. 852 00:49:43,447 --> 00:49:45,961 Thanks, l'm so absent-minded. 853 00:49:46,607 --> 00:49:48,438 Hey, you know what? 854 00:49:48,607 --> 00:49:51,599 Shaven armpits make you feel so free. 855 00:49:52,527 --> 00:49:53,198 Yeah. 856 00:49:58,967 --> 00:50:02,164 Tomorrow the Social Service councilor will visit 857 00:50:02,327 --> 00:50:05,683 the popular Chueca neighborhood to hold an election 858 00:50:05,847 --> 00:50:07,280 campaign meeting. 859 00:50:07,447 --> 00:50:09,756 The fact of her holding a meeting 860 00:50:09,967 --> 00:50:13,403 in that nest of inverts is commendable because, 861 00:50:13,567 --> 00:50:15,239 in her own words, 862 00:50:15,407 --> 00:50:17,967 you need courage to deal with them. 863 00:50:18,527 --> 00:50:20,199 But Laura Roderas has always,., 864 00:50:20,367 --> 00:50:22,005 What did he say? 865 00:50:22,967 --> 00:50:24,116 Oh, God! 866 00:50:25,287 --> 00:50:28,882 He's forgiven you and wants a reconciliation. 867 00:50:29,087 --> 00:50:31,885 l said you two have no solution, but 868 00:50:32,047 --> 00:50:35,323 he wants everything to go back to how it was. 869 00:50:35,687 --> 00:50:38,326 So you two do your own thing. 870 00:50:43,327 --> 00:50:45,522 Well, she said it all. 871 00:50:47,367 --> 00:50:48,925 Many things have happened. 872 00:50:49,127 --> 00:50:51,436 But l want to be your Wolf Cub. 873 00:50:51,607 --> 00:50:55,441 -We have to change some things. -You've been waxed? 874 00:50:55,807 --> 00:50:57,479 lt's much more hygienic. 875 00:50:57,807 --> 00:50:59,638 That's one of the changes. 876 00:50:59,847 --> 00:51:02,361 lt'll itch when your hair grows back in. 877 00:51:02,527 --> 00:51:04,279 You should go to a gym. 878 00:51:04,447 --> 00:51:06,961 You're sagging, and look at that belly. 879 00:51:07,327 --> 00:51:10,239 -l thought you liked that. -And your wardrobe. 880 00:51:10,407 --> 00:51:12,796 You can't wear a tracksuit 24 hours. 881 00:51:12,967 --> 00:51:16,721 Take better care of yourself and read. Read books, 882 00:51:16,887 --> 00:51:19,401 not X-Men comics, you're no kid anymore. 883 00:51:19,607 --> 00:51:21,325 Watch your table manners. 884 00:51:21,607 --> 00:51:24,917 l'm going to shave my beard off, you know? 885 00:51:32,447 --> 00:51:34,961 -What would you like? -Nothing, thanks. 886 00:51:37,007 --> 00:51:38,998 That rich bitch steals my fruit. 887 00:51:39,607 --> 00:51:41,086 No wonder she's rich. 888 00:51:41,847 --> 00:51:45,556 Good afternoon, neighbors of the Chueca district. 889 00:51:47,087 --> 00:51:49,681 l love this neighborhood, l love gays. 890 00:51:50,047 --> 00:51:53,881 l have many gay friends, and feel fortunate for it. 891 00:51:57,927 --> 00:51:59,519 You're closing so early? 892 00:51:59,727 --> 00:52:02,400 Those rich bitches are stealing me blind. 893 00:52:02,567 --> 00:52:04,603 How come you're so dressed up? 894 00:52:04,767 --> 00:52:06,439 -Nice? -You look like a politician. 895 00:52:07,087 --> 00:52:09,840 You haven't come to listen to that turkey? 896 00:52:10,247 --> 00:52:12,886 You have to be informed to vote properly. 897 00:52:13,047 --> 00:52:15,607 They've brainwashed you, fag. 898 00:52:18,967 --> 00:52:21,925 Chueca is not only a prettier neighborhood, 899 00:52:22,087 --> 00:52:24,476 but also a more pleasant neighborhood. 900 00:52:24,847 --> 00:52:28,635 l, as a woman who isn't a lesbian, tell you" 901 00:52:29,367 --> 00:52:31,642 Chueca is lovely. 902 00:53:09,807 --> 00:53:12,446 Why are you yelling? l did what you wanted. 903 00:53:12,607 --> 00:53:14,404 Now you can sell me the flat. 904 00:53:19,567 --> 00:53:21,046 Help...! 905 00:53:21,207 --> 00:53:22,879 This benefits everyone. 906 00:53:28,847 --> 00:53:30,485 l'm doing you a favor. 907 00:53:32,647 --> 00:53:35,445 Chueca must become a point of reference 908 00:53:35,607 --> 00:53:39,441 for all Spanish youths, regardless of their sexual orientation. 909 00:53:39,847 --> 00:53:43,044 l'd like this neighborhood to be so wonderful 910 00:53:43,567 --> 00:53:47,082 that all visitors are left breathless. 911 00:53:50,487 --> 00:53:52,717 l know you don't understand this 912 00:53:52,927 --> 00:53:54,724 but it's for the good of all. 913 00:53:55,127 --> 00:53:58,164 Chueca is now a much cleaner, and more modern 914 00:53:58,687 --> 00:54:02,521 neighborhood. And above all, a much safer neighborhood. 915 00:54:22,047 --> 00:54:24,322 -No trace of the perfume. -lmpossible. 916 00:54:24,487 --> 00:54:26,876 -Sorry. -Are you sure? 917 00:54:29,247 --> 00:54:30,805 l told you, mom... 918 00:54:31,807 --> 00:54:33,763 These are the girl's belongings. 919 00:54:33,927 --> 00:54:35,042 The chief wants to see you. 920 00:54:58,527 --> 00:55:01,280 You've wasted precious time and money, Mila, 921 00:55:01,447 --> 00:55:03,563 and haven't discovered anything. 922 00:55:03,847 --> 00:55:06,600 Those metal-cleaners are very abrasive. 923 00:55:06,767 --> 00:55:07,756 Listen to me. 924 00:55:08,127 --> 00:55:10,925 Neither the old lady nor the girl used perfume. 925 00:55:11,247 --> 00:55:14,842 They're a tremendous mixture. They must contain chlorine, 926 00:55:16,327 --> 00:55:19,763 or boric acid that could destroy your pituitary gland. 927 00:55:20,607 --> 00:55:21,278 Stop it! 928 00:55:21,927 --> 00:55:24,122 You're not fit for this investigation. 929 00:55:24,647 --> 00:55:27,366 -Take a sick leave. -l'm fine. 930 00:55:27,527 --> 00:55:30,087 l'm hot on that psychopath's trail. 931 00:55:30,447 --> 00:55:33,086 You're not well, and there's no psychopath. 932 00:55:33,247 --> 00:55:37,001 Go home to rest until you retire. Give me your badge. 933 00:55:37,887 --> 00:55:41,197 Yes, l'll go. l prefer it this way. 934 00:55:42,887 --> 00:55:45,640 Be careful, you could lose your fingerprints. 935 00:55:47,687 --> 00:55:50,997 l'm glad you thought it over. You need a rest. 936 00:55:51,447 --> 00:55:53,756 -Leave Madrid a few days. -You want 937 00:55:53,927 --> 00:55:56,282 to get rid of me and do as you please? 938 00:55:56,487 --> 00:55:57,317 What's that shirt? 939 00:55:58,207 --> 00:56:02,041 While they removed the bodies, l went shopping in Chueca. 940 00:56:02,327 --> 00:56:03,316 Don't you like it? 941 00:56:03,487 --> 00:56:06,479 lt's inadequate for a police deputy inspector. 942 00:56:07,527 --> 00:56:09,518 The girl surprised the murderer 943 00:56:10,167 --> 00:56:12,283 and he had no time to use perfume. 944 00:56:13,127 --> 00:56:14,879 We'll start from scratch. 945 00:56:15,047 --> 00:56:17,083 We'll go visit that gay couple 946 00:56:17,247 --> 00:56:18,999 who inherited one of the flats. 947 00:56:19,167 --> 00:56:19,758 What? 948 00:56:20,087 --> 00:56:21,998 Did you think l would back off? 949 00:56:22,167 --> 00:56:25,523 l lead the chief on cause l could smell the chlorine. 950 00:56:26,047 --> 00:56:28,880 Now that l'm not a cop, l feel liberated. 951 00:56:29,327 --> 00:56:31,602 You'll get into trouble if you do that. 952 00:56:31,767 --> 00:56:33,598 -We will. -We? 953 00:56:33,847 --> 00:56:37,317 We'll get into trouble cause you're going to help me. 954 00:56:37,967 --> 00:56:39,002 But, why? 955 00:56:39,967 --> 00:56:41,320 Cause l'm your mother. 956 00:56:58,087 --> 00:57:01,363 Don't you remember? She introduced us. 957 00:57:02,647 --> 00:57:06,196 She didn't know we already knew each other from that orgy. 958 00:57:06,607 --> 00:57:09,644 Well, know each other, know each other... 959 00:57:10,087 --> 00:57:11,759 We didn't even say a word. 960 00:57:13,007 --> 00:57:15,043 Leo, can l ask you something? 961 00:57:16,807 --> 00:57:18,126 Are we through too? 962 00:57:18,287 --> 00:57:21,165 Come on! Looking at the grave won't revive her. 963 00:57:21,567 --> 00:57:22,761 l'm fuckin' hungry. 964 00:57:27,447 --> 00:57:29,119 You've taken forever and 965 00:57:29,287 --> 00:57:32,245 l was freezing to death. What a shitty car! 966 00:57:32,407 --> 00:57:35,922 Don't smoke in here and remind me not to drive you again. 967 00:57:36,087 --> 00:57:38,043 Never say this cock doesn't fit. 968 00:57:42,927 --> 00:57:45,839 Leo, you haven't answered my question. 969 00:57:47,727 --> 00:57:50,400 -What question? -Do you still love me? 970 00:57:52,847 --> 00:57:55,919 This isn't the time or the place, okay? 971 00:57:56,967 --> 00:57:58,639 You've changed so much... 972 00:57:59,967 --> 00:58:03,277 Well, wait until l start taking hormones. 973 00:58:03,567 --> 00:58:05,683 Good afternoon. l'm Milagros Rell�n, 974 00:58:06,167 --> 00:58:09,716 police inspector, and my assistant, Luis Sanz. 975 00:58:10,007 --> 00:58:11,156 Can we come in? 976 00:58:13,847 --> 00:58:17,203 One question. You don't have spiders, do you? 977 00:58:17,367 --> 00:58:20,279 You could find anything here. Let's go to my place. 978 00:58:20,847 --> 00:58:22,439 Rey is doing an odd job, 979 00:58:22,607 --> 00:58:25,075 and the other is at the driving school. 980 00:58:26,007 --> 00:58:29,283 We're investigating the murders in the neighborhood. 981 00:58:29,727 --> 00:58:32,366 Leo and Rey are suspects as they inherited 982 00:58:32,527 --> 00:58:35,041 the flat of one of the deceased. 983 00:58:35,567 --> 00:58:36,682 Suspects? 984 00:58:36,847 --> 00:58:39,725 You must understand l have to tie up loose ends. 985 00:58:39,927 --> 00:58:43,078 My son's done nothing. He's a good boy. 986 00:58:43,247 --> 00:58:44,282 But the other guy... 987 00:58:44,687 --> 00:58:48,396 He's nasty, if not a son of a bitch, and he's strange lately. 988 00:58:49,127 --> 00:58:50,355 Go on, go on. 989 00:58:50,527 --> 00:58:52,916 He's changed. He's handsome, elegant. 990 00:58:53,607 --> 00:58:56,758 -And that's strange? -For him, yes. He's a pig. 991 00:58:58,807 --> 00:59:01,446 And besides that... what else? 992 00:59:01,607 --> 00:59:03,962 Well, two weeks ago someone 993 00:59:04,127 --> 00:59:06,516 threatened me through the door. 994 00:59:06,687 --> 00:59:08,962 -l think it was Leo. -You saw him? 995 00:59:09,447 --> 00:59:11,403 -No, but it was him. -His voice? 996 00:59:11,967 --> 00:59:13,878 He faked it. He's very false. 997 00:59:14,447 --> 00:59:18,281 You didn't see or hear him, but think it was him. 998 00:59:19,167 --> 00:59:20,520 No, l know it was. 999 00:59:21,127 --> 00:59:24,244 -That makes no sense. -To me yes, l hate him. 1000 00:59:27,047 --> 00:59:29,242 But that's not logical... 1001 00:59:29,687 --> 00:59:32,884 Neither is that queer shirt for a real cop. 1002 00:59:33,047 --> 00:59:34,924 But l haven't said a word. 1003 00:59:35,087 --> 00:59:36,566 -l told you. -Mom, please! 1004 00:59:37,407 --> 00:59:41,241 l understand you, lnspector. We carry the same cross. 1005 00:59:41,807 --> 00:59:44,116 Before, when you had queer kids like ours, 1006 00:59:44,527 --> 00:59:46,199 they looked after you, 1007 00:59:46,367 --> 00:59:47,925 but now they can marry 1008 00:59:48,127 --> 00:59:50,083 and leave you when they find a 1009 00:59:50,287 --> 00:59:52,357 whore who gives them good cock. 1010 00:59:57,647 --> 00:59:59,046 The bathroom, please? 1011 00:59:59,447 --> 01:00:01,324 To the left of the corridor. 1012 01:00:05,927 --> 01:00:06,757 Thank you. 1013 01:00:22,127 --> 01:00:23,640 Why do you hate Leo so? 1014 01:00:24,247 --> 01:00:26,522 You don't accept your son's homosexuality? 1015 01:00:27,127 --> 01:00:30,597 l rather he be queer than dominated by a bitch. 1016 01:00:30,847 --> 01:00:32,485 But he could pick better. 1017 01:00:32,647 --> 01:00:33,682 What's wrong with Leo? 1018 01:00:34,287 --> 01:00:37,563 He's exactly like Rey's father, God damn it! 1019 01:00:38,407 --> 01:00:40,682 A failure and henpecked, no ambition. 1020 01:00:42,327 --> 01:00:45,717 l have the feeling you are attributing all your 1021 01:00:46,127 --> 01:00:47,879 frustrations to Leo. 1022 01:00:48,727 --> 01:00:50,604 Are you a damned psychologist? 1023 01:00:51,007 --> 01:00:54,522 l wonder, Antonia, if your son or his partner 1024 01:00:54,687 --> 01:00:58,521 use any sort of special expensive perfume. 1025 01:01:00,767 --> 01:01:01,995 You know what l mean. 1026 01:01:02,687 --> 01:01:04,882 My son isn't flirtatious, but Leo, 1027 01:01:05,087 --> 01:01:07,157 being so refined... Why? 1028 01:01:07,687 --> 01:01:10,599 The murderer always perfumes his victims 1029 01:01:11,047 --> 01:01:13,686 after having murdered them. 1030 01:01:13,887 --> 01:01:14,922 What a waste! 1031 01:01:15,087 --> 01:01:17,920 But, relax, we are about to catch him. 1032 01:01:18,447 --> 01:01:19,675 He's cornered. 1033 01:01:20,247 --> 01:01:21,566 lt's Leo, isn't it? 1034 01:01:23,607 --> 01:01:24,835 l can say no more. 1035 01:01:29,527 --> 01:01:31,518 Thank you for your time. 1036 01:01:39,407 --> 01:01:41,204 Why did you mention the perfume? 1037 01:01:41,367 --> 01:01:43,198 We don't know if it's an M.O., 1038 01:01:43,367 --> 01:01:44,686 nor have told the press. 1039 01:01:44,847 --> 01:01:47,600 l'm sure it is a key element in the case. 1040 01:01:47,767 --> 01:01:49,041 But if you spread it... 1041 01:01:49,207 --> 01:01:51,084 l want the murderer to find out 1042 01:01:51,247 --> 01:01:52,805 so he'll make a false move. 1043 01:01:52,967 --> 01:01:56,084 Mom, my job is at stake for helping you. 1044 01:01:56,407 --> 01:01:59,240 -Do you know what you're doing? -Yes, and you? 1045 01:01:59,527 --> 01:02:01,677 Not me, mom. l don't know. 1046 01:02:02,087 --> 01:02:04,601 l just want the best for you. 1047 01:02:06,767 --> 01:02:08,439 l love you, you know? 1048 01:02:08,807 --> 01:02:11,037 But it's hard to communicate with you 1049 01:02:11,207 --> 01:02:13,437 because you always mad at me. 1050 01:02:14,567 --> 01:02:15,761 Give me a kiss. 1051 01:02:18,447 --> 01:02:22,281 Son, l have a phobia about showing my affections. 1052 01:02:23,047 --> 01:02:24,366 Wasn't it the beard? 1053 01:02:24,527 --> 01:02:27,360 A fear of beards is geniophobia, which l 1054 01:02:27,527 --> 01:02:30,121 also have, that's why you must shave well. 1055 01:02:30,487 --> 01:02:32,318 Stop it, mom! Can't you see? 1056 01:02:32,687 --> 01:02:34,962 You're getting worse. You need a doctor. 1057 01:02:35,367 --> 01:02:37,119 Go see a doctor, or whatever, 1058 01:02:37,287 --> 01:02:39,676 but if you want to keep this a secret, 1059 01:02:39,887 --> 01:02:41,923 stop talking on the stairs. 1060 01:02:42,407 --> 01:02:44,238 Mind your own business. Clear out! 1061 01:02:46,887 --> 01:02:48,684 -Mom! -Let's go to the estate office. 1062 01:02:49,647 --> 01:02:52,798 The purchase, sale and subsequent renovation of 1063 01:02:52,967 --> 01:02:55,435 the murdered old ladies' flats were 1064 01:02:55,967 --> 01:02:59,164 managed by this office, of which you are the boss. 1065 01:02:59,567 --> 01:03:02,365 -That's normal, believe me. -l will if you convince me. 1066 01:03:03,047 --> 01:03:06,642 This office manages 95%%% of the Chueca flats. 1067 01:03:07,047 --> 01:03:08,275 We want a model neighborhood 1068 01:03:08,767 --> 01:03:10,519 for gay couples to have 1069 01:03:10,687 --> 01:03:12,837 freedom to show themselves naturally. 1070 01:03:13,247 --> 01:03:16,478 Getting back to the old ladies, did you know them? 1071 01:03:16,687 --> 01:03:18,564 My friends aren't senior citizens. 1072 01:03:18,767 --> 01:03:21,679 l don't care. Did you know them or not? 1073 01:03:24,367 --> 01:03:24,958 No. 1074 01:03:25,487 --> 01:03:27,762 Witnesses say they saw a person 1075 01:03:27,927 --> 01:03:29,724 of your characteristics 1076 01:03:29,887 --> 01:03:32,765 wandering around two dead old ladies' flats" 1077 01:03:34,087 --> 01:03:36,555 ''Tall, husky, tanned, well-dressed, 1078 01:03:38,527 --> 01:03:39,437 an Apollo.'' 1079 01:03:40,047 --> 01:03:43,323 You're discovering 95%%% of the Chueca men, miss. 1080 01:03:43,927 --> 01:03:44,643 Mrs. 1081 01:03:51,567 --> 01:03:53,637 Fuck this damn house! 1082 01:03:54,567 --> 01:03:58,401 And to top it all off, it doesn't even go on. Shit! 1083 01:04:01,367 --> 01:04:02,516 l got you! 1084 01:04:02,727 --> 01:04:04,558 You scared me to death! 1085 01:04:04,767 --> 01:04:06,485 Aren't l a Wolf Cub? 1086 01:04:07,007 --> 01:04:10,443 l don't go in for those modern things. Wait! 1087 01:04:11,007 --> 01:04:12,918 -l don't want Leo to hear this. -What? 1088 01:04:13,087 --> 01:04:16,204 The cops came and know who killed the old ladies. 1089 01:04:16,367 --> 01:04:16,958 Really? 1090 01:04:17,127 --> 01:04:20,517 They're on the track of a perfume the killer uses. 1091 01:04:20,687 --> 01:04:22,166 Why do you tell me that? 1092 01:04:23,327 --> 01:04:26,319 Son, you must be prepared for the worst. 1093 01:04:26,807 --> 01:04:27,876 Don't scare me! 1094 01:04:28,047 --> 01:04:30,925 Come on, l'll make you a delicious 1095 01:04:31,767 --> 01:04:33,439 -hamburger. -With Russian salad? 1096 01:04:33,607 --> 01:04:35,598 No, not with Russian salad. 1097 01:04:35,767 --> 01:04:38,122 lt's fattening and you must lose weight. 1098 01:04:38,287 --> 01:04:40,403 -You're fat. -Mom, please! 1099 01:04:40,567 --> 01:04:43,240 Okay, l've got some in the freezer. 1100 01:04:43,447 --> 01:04:46,120 l want to see the talk show tonight. 1101 01:04:46,287 --> 01:04:49,597 Marbella is such a mess. As well as the country... 1102 01:05:10,447 --> 01:05:13,757 -Where are you going? -To the cultural circle. 1103 01:05:14,167 --> 01:05:15,486 The reader's circle? 1104 01:05:15,687 --> 01:05:17,643 Or, luckily, to the Arctic circle? 1105 01:05:17,807 --> 01:05:19,604 The fine arts circle. 1106 01:05:29,647 --> 01:05:31,478 Rey, pass on all that. 1107 01:05:31,647 --> 01:05:34,286 Get someone else. He's the worst. 1108 01:05:35,807 --> 01:05:37,798 Shall l find you some friends? 1109 01:05:37,967 --> 01:05:40,197 Tell me and l'll widen your circle. 1110 01:05:41,127 --> 01:05:43,436 Man, that word ''circle'' again. 1111 01:05:43,847 --> 01:05:45,439 Shall l buy some lottery? 1112 01:05:50,087 --> 01:05:52,157 What is the base of a perfume? 1113 01:05:52,327 --> 01:05:54,045 Citrus, oriental wood? 1114 01:05:54,207 --> 01:05:56,767 What does the West offer" drugs, discos? 1115 01:06:11,007 --> 01:06:13,760 -What are we looking for? -l don't know yet. 1116 01:06:14,287 --> 01:06:16,517 The killer is into expensive perfumes 1117 01:06:16,687 --> 01:06:19,406 and they're presenting a fashionable perfume. 1118 01:06:19,567 --> 01:06:22,320 Hold me up, l have slight ochlophobia. 1119 01:06:22,487 --> 01:06:24,876 -What? -Afear of crowds. 1120 01:06:25,687 --> 01:06:26,358 Look! 1121 01:06:29,767 --> 01:06:31,723 Those two are here together. 1122 01:06:35,487 --> 01:06:36,556 Who would have guessed? 1123 01:06:37,727 --> 01:06:40,400 -So what? -They don't fit in together. 1124 01:08:20,447 --> 01:08:21,880 l didn't get dizzy 1125 01:08:22,447 --> 01:08:23,960 but l threw up a lot. 1126 01:08:24,687 --> 01:08:26,837 lt wasn't as revolting as l expected. 1127 01:08:34,567 --> 01:08:36,717 -What's the matter? -A man! 1128 01:08:36,967 --> 01:08:39,481 -A man? -He was up there! 1129 01:09:02,607 --> 01:09:05,883 Where were you? Your friends laugh a lot with me. 1130 01:09:06,047 --> 01:09:08,686 -l'm sure. -Really. You're sweating. 1131 01:09:08,847 --> 01:09:10,121 lt's hot in the bathroom. 1132 01:09:10,287 --> 01:09:11,356 You untied your shoe? 1133 01:09:11,527 --> 01:09:13,518 The shoelace broke, it came off. 1134 01:09:23,687 --> 01:09:25,359 You like military boots? 1135 01:09:25,527 --> 01:09:28,246 Yes, they go well with everything. 1136 01:09:28,607 --> 01:09:30,325 Do you like to suck them? 1137 01:09:31,127 --> 01:09:31,718 Let's go! 1138 01:09:31,887 --> 01:09:33,798 We're talking about uniforms! 1139 01:09:35,007 --> 01:09:37,123 -Let's see if l get it. -Okay. 1140 01:09:37,967 --> 01:09:39,082 -You have no proof. -No. 1141 01:09:39,327 --> 01:09:41,318 But you think he tried to kill you. 1142 01:09:41,487 --> 01:09:42,158 Yes. 1143 01:09:42,327 --> 01:09:44,602 -But he wasn't near you. -You're close. 1144 01:09:45,127 --> 01:09:48,961 -Stop it, this is too much, mom! -No, this is intuition. 1145 01:09:49,407 --> 01:09:52,922 -Your arachnophobia, agoraphobia... -Entomophobia. 1146 01:09:53,167 --> 01:09:55,635 Whatever! You've got it all, mom. 1147 01:09:56,367 --> 01:09:58,085 Plus a persecution complex. 1148 01:10:00,127 --> 01:10:03,039 That's why l told the chief to can you, 1149 01:10:03,207 --> 01:10:05,801 because you're in very bad shape. 1150 01:10:10,727 --> 01:10:12,479 You told him what? 1151 01:10:14,767 --> 01:10:16,086 For your own good. 1152 01:10:16,327 --> 01:10:18,204 l'll tell you once and for all. 1153 01:10:18,407 --> 01:10:21,717 Your dad was a traitor pig too. Get out of the car! 1154 01:10:21,887 --> 01:10:24,959 -But, mom... -Get the fuck out! 1155 01:10:28,167 --> 01:10:31,318 lt was great, and free. You're friends are nice. 1156 01:10:31,527 --> 01:10:33,677 l want to be cool, learn languages, 1157 01:10:33,847 --> 01:10:35,326 read your magazines, 1158 01:10:35,487 --> 01:10:38,206 memorize all those designers' names. 1159 01:10:39,447 --> 01:10:40,516 Come on! 1160 01:10:43,167 --> 01:10:45,397 -Man... -Come over here. 1161 01:10:47,087 --> 01:10:48,759 When will we go to bed? 1162 01:10:48,927 --> 01:10:49,803 -Be patient. -Patient? 1163 01:10:49,967 --> 01:10:52,925 lf we don't fuck, we could become friends. 1164 01:10:53,087 --> 01:10:55,442 -l like to go slower. -You're so modern but... 1165 01:11:00,527 --> 01:11:04,361 l knew it! You're cheating on my Rey! 1166 01:11:05,007 --> 01:11:07,282 Shut up, we're an open couple. 1167 01:11:07,607 --> 01:11:10,167 Open? All you've got open are your legs! 1168 01:11:10,567 --> 01:11:12,239 l'll tell my son! 1169 01:11:12,407 --> 01:11:13,806 Go talk to her. 1170 01:11:13,967 --> 01:11:16,879 l want no arguments. l'd never forgive myself. 1171 01:11:18,447 --> 01:11:19,516 What wit! 1172 01:11:22,607 --> 01:11:24,325 l saw him cheating on you. 1173 01:11:24,487 --> 01:11:26,557 Right downstairs. He's shameless. 1174 01:11:27,767 --> 01:11:30,122 -ls that true? -You do it with Fran. 1175 01:11:30,367 --> 01:11:32,119 No, and less in front of you. 1176 01:11:32,287 --> 01:11:34,596 -Well, he loves me. -Do you love him? 1177 01:11:34,807 --> 01:11:38,436 Sure, he's cultured, elegant, a man with ambition. 1178 01:11:38,607 --> 01:11:41,360 Then go with him and leave us alone! 1179 01:11:41,567 --> 01:11:44,001 Not like you, under your mama's skirt. 1180 01:11:44,207 --> 01:11:45,686 -Shut up, bitch! -Mama's boy! 1181 01:11:45,887 --> 01:11:47,036 -Queer! -Homophonic! 1182 01:11:47,247 --> 01:11:47,884 What's that? 1183 01:11:55,047 --> 01:11:56,275 l'm winning. 1184 01:12:32,207 --> 01:12:33,117 To Leo and Rey: 1185 01:12:34,367 --> 01:12:36,244 lt's funny that my love and luxury novel 1186 01:12:36,407 --> 01:12:38,875 is inspired on two chubby, rather 1187 01:12:39,287 --> 01:12:40,845 coarse and penniless gays. 1188 01:12:41,247 --> 01:12:44,125 But you're the best friends l'vee ever had, 1189 01:12:44,487 --> 01:12:46,762 lf you were in a dark alley, people would run. 1190 01:12:46,927 --> 01:12:50,158 But not me. l'd run from elegant, educated men, 1191 01:12:50,407 --> 01:12:53,479 Like the guy who came to see grandma today, 1192 01:12:54,447 --> 01:12:55,880 A real estate agent... 1193 01:13:43,687 --> 01:13:47,157 Rey, l have found the perfume. 1194 01:13:48,687 --> 01:13:49,802 What perfume? 1195 01:13:50,407 --> 01:13:51,601 ln Leo's pocket. 1196 01:13:51,887 --> 01:13:54,321 And Rosa's cameo. 1197 01:13:55,687 --> 01:13:57,962 l think Leo is the... 1198 01:13:58,687 --> 01:14:02,475 Lock the door to your flat and don't open to anyone. 1199 01:14:03,007 --> 01:14:04,201 Don't open to anyone. 1200 01:14:04,687 --> 01:14:06,245 Rey, come to bed. 1201 01:14:06,407 --> 01:14:08,921 Fran, sleep a bit longer, okay, handsome? 1202 01:14:13,887 --> 01:14:15,036 l'm hallucinating. 1203 01:14:15,207 --> 01:14:17,437 So now you search my clothes. 1204 01:14:17,607 --> 01:14:19,837 -No, no... -You shit-ass busybody! 1205 01:14:20,167 --> 01:14:21,759 You got Rey to leave me. 1206 01:14:21,927 --> 01:14:25,203 That's what you wanted. l can't fuckin' deal with you. 1207 01:14:25,407 --> 01:14:29,241 -l feel like killing you! -l understand you quite well. 1208 01:14:29,447 --> 01:14:31,597 l am the worst but, you know, 1209 01:14:31,767 --> 01:14:34,440 he's my only son, the others are girls. 1210 01:14:34,607 --> 01:14:36,677 l can't stand them, they're bitches. 1211 01:14:36,847 --> 01:14:39,884 l had a son and he turned out to be queer. 1212 01:14:40,247 --> 01:14:43,842 lt's hard for a mother to accept something like that. 1213 01:14:44,007 --> 01:14:47,682 Besides, had he gotten involved with some important guy... 1214 01:14:48,607 --> 01:14:51,167 But with you, Leo, a driving instructor? 1215 01:14:51,567 --> 01:14:54,035 And l have to fuckin' put up with it! 1216 01:14:54,647 --> 01:14:57,719 This time l'm serious. l'll leave you both alone. 1217 01:14:57,927 --> 01:14:59,121 You're a bad person 1218 01:14:59,287 --> 01:15:00,766 and l'd twist your neck... 1219 01:15:00,927 --> 01:15:03,043 Help! The Chueca murderer is here! 1220 01:15:03,207 --> 01:15:04,879 Shut up, big mouth! 1221 01:15:05,407 --> 01:15:07,363 Help, help! 1222 01:15:09,087 --> 01:15:11,760 Open the door or it'll we worse! 1223 01:15:12,287 --> 01:15:14,755 -Help! He's killing me! -Open the door! 1224 01:15:15,287 --> 01:15:17,801 The Chueca murderer is here to kill me! 1225 01:15:18,567 --> 01:15:20,125 Open the fuckin' door! 1226 01:15:20,327 --> 01:15:23,285 -Help, he's killing me! -Open my own door! 1227 01:15:25,807 --> 01:15:26,876 Fuckin' open it! 1228 01:15:27,607 --> 01:15:30,485 Help! Somebody help me! 1229 01:15:49,847 --> 01:15:52,680 -That's terrible. -How could you stand him? 1230 01:15:52,927 --> 01:15:54,758 l never liked that man. 1231 01:15:54,927 --> 01:15:58,761 Calm down, take a shower, relax and lie down. 1232 01:15:59,647 --> 01:16:01,842 Go on! Go on! lt's all over. 1233 01:16:02,007 --> 01:16:04,726 l'll tell the police to pick him up. 1234 01:16:05,407 --> 01:16:06,726 Just a moment. 1235 01:16:06,927 --> 01:16:08,997 lf there's a reward, it's mine. 1236 01:16:23,607 --> 01:16:25,040 -Yes? -Reinaldo? 1237 01:16:25,447 --> 01:16:27,722 -lnspector Mila? -Listen, there's no time. 1238 01:16:27,887 --> 01:16:30,924 l know who the killer is. He could be near your mother. 1239 01:16:31,367 --> 01:16:33,005 Don't tell me it's Leo! 1240 01:16:33,247 --> 01:16:36,398 lt's Victor, the real estate guy. Run home. 1241 01:16:36,887 --> 01:16:38,878 l am, but l can't find a cab. 1242 01:18:11,807 --> 01:18:12,637 No...! 1243 01:18:15,167 --> 01:18:15,963 No...! 1244 01:18:44,247 --> 01:18:46,886 The games are over. Follow me. 1245 01:19:08,167 --> 01:19:09,805 Rey, listen. 1246 01:19:11,247 --> 01:19:13,203 Whatever your mom said, l love you. 1247 01:19:14,007 --> 01:19:14,883 She called me murderer. 1248 01:19:15,527 --> 01:19:17,483 Leo, my battery is running out. 1249 01:19:17,687 --> 01:19:20,645 Let's get back together, like before. 1250 01:19:21,007 --> 01:19:22,565 lnspector Mila called me. 1251 01:19:22,727 --> 01:19:24,126 The murderer is... 1252 01:19:24,607 --> 01:19:26,757 What? l can hardly hear you. 1253 01:19:27,167 --> 01:19:28,919 ...the real estate guy. 1254 01:19:29,487 --> 01:19:32,081 The murderer is who? The ''what'' guy? 1255 01:19:33,927 --> 01:19:35,440 The real estate guy. 1256 01:19:38,167 --> 01:19:39,122 Hands on the wheel! 1257 01:19:51,287 --> 01:19:53,926 -Are you okay? -l heard noise upstairs. 1258 01:19:58,447 --> 01:20:01,564 -What happened? -Someone wanted to strangle me. 1259 01:20:01,727 --> 01:20:03,843 -Who? -l didn't see who it was. 1260 01:20:04,327 --> 01:20:06,045 You never fuckin' do! 1261 01:20:12,247 --> 01:20:14,158 Yes, please, call the police. 1262 01:20:14,327 --> 01:20:17,922 And send an ambulance to Pelayo street, 30. Thanks. 1263 01:20:20,287 --> 01:20:23,723 This letter is for you. Lola left it. 1264 01:20:27,527 --> 01:20:28,596 Where do you prefer? 1265 01:20:29,087 --> 01:20:30,566 Madrid is full of dumps. 1266 01:20:30,767 --> 01:20:32,246 This is your fault, idiot! 1267 01:20:32,407 --> 01:20:36,241 He's going to kill us! Do something, asshole! 1268 01:20:36,407 --> 01:20:37,442 Shut the fuck up! 1269 01:20:37,607 --> 01:20:39,006 Can't you shut up even now? 1270 01:20:39,167 --> 01:20:40,600 Do something! 1271 01:20:40,887 --> 01:20:43,003 You won't, cause you never have. 1272 01:20:43,167 --> 01:20:45,078 Many settle for what they have. 1273 01:20:45,287 --> 01:20:48,040 You queer! Do something, queer! 1274 01:20:48,207 --> 01:20:50,198 They're just cowards. 1275 01:20:50,767 --> 01:20:52,997 l'll die, but so will you, bastard! 1276 01:20:55,047 --> 01:20:56,639 Hit the break or l'll shoot! 1277 01:21:10,407 --> 01:21:13,240 Help! Help! Help! 1278 01:21:16,127 --> 01:21:18,243 Help, help me! 1279 01:21:25,807 --> 01:21:27,240 He wants to kill me! 1280 01:21:40,287 --> 01:21:40,958 Leo. 1281 01:21:42,927 --> 01:21:43,803 Leo. 1282 01:21:50,567 --> 01:21:51,477 Excuse me. 1283 01:21:51,687 --> 01:21:52,881 How about a threesome? 1284 01:21:53,447 --> 01:21:55,722 No, l don't believe in threesomes. 1285 01:21:56,287 --> 01:21:58,118 -Nor l in couples. -Hi. 1286 01:21:58,687 --> 01:22:00,006 You, here? 1287 01:22:00,407 --> 01:22:03,444 What? l have a right too. l'm experimenting, 1288 01:22:03,607 --> 01:22:05,837 expressing myself freely. 1289 01:22:06,447 --> 01:22:08,563 A guy who wants to kill me. 1290 01:22:08,967 --> 01:22:10,719 The murderer. Help me. 1291 01:22:13,967 --> 01:22:16,879 -Where is your gun? -Man, l can't. 1292 01:22:17,287 --> 01:22:20,359 l've taken a lot of shit and would be of no help. 1293 01:22:21,087 --> 01:22:24,682 Do you want the locker key? The rod is inside. 1294 01:22:25,287 --> 01:22:29,121 Fuck! Give me a towel, sandals... Shit! 1295 01:22:33,047 --> 01:22:35,845 How shameful, the police. How shameful! 1296 01:22:39,167 --> 01:22:40,077 My God! 1297 01:24:05,167 --> 01:24:07,397 Fuck... fuck... 1298 01:24:30,207 --> 01:24:32,641 Old people have no place in my plan, 1299 01:24:33,767 --> 01:24:35,917 and neither do queers like you. 1300 01:24:37,127 --> 01:24:38,606 You don't keep fit. 1301 01:24:39,247 --> 01:24:42,557 Where's your self-esteem, the minimum requirements? 1302 01:24:42,727 --> 01:24:43,955 Sensitivity" 1303 01:24:45,727 --> 01:24:48,924 None. Ambition" Zero. 1304 01:24:51,087 --> 01:24:54,477 You have nothing to do with art or fashion. 1305 01:24:57,527 --> 01:25:00,246 How could you think l was falling for you? 1306 01:25:01,087 --> 01:25:03,555 Look at my body, it's full of life. 1307 01:25:04,247 --> 01:25:06,158 And you're nothing but a fatso. 1308 01:25:08,167 --> 01:25:10,158 l'd never go for anyone like you. 1309 01:25:13,967 --> 01:25:16,800 Never say" ''This cock doesn't fit.'' 1310 01:25:21,247 --> 01:25:22,680 You'll miss the shot. 1311 01:25:22,847 --> 01:25:24,644 Shooting isn't like in movies. 1312 01:25:24,807 --> 01:25:26,286 What a waste, son. 1313 01:25:28,127 --> 01:25:30,118 You see? You're not trained. 1314 01:25:30,767 --> 01:25:32,246 Now it's my turn. 1315 01:25:34,887 --> 01:25:37,003 But l sure am trained. 1316 01:25:51,807 --> 01:25:52,717 There he is. 1317 01:25:53,167 --> 01:25:55,840 l knew he existed. He's all yours. 1318 01:25:56,567 --> 01:25:59,604 You did it all alone, and l congratulate you. 1319 01:26:01,447 --> 01:26:03,358 Here, keep it with my badge. 1320 01:26:05,207 --> 01:26:07,004 Checkers are not in fashion. 1321 01:26:07,767 --> 01:26:09,564 Did l hear shots? Freeze...! 1322 01:26:09,727 --> 01:26:10,637 Mom! 1323 01:26:10,847 --> 01:26:14,681 Luis! l'm getting dizzy. Firearms scare me and, 1324 01:26:14,847 --> 01:26:18,681 seeing blood, l feel fear for anything red, like Marnie. 1325 01:26:18,927 --> 01:26:21,487 But you surpass all my terrors at once. 1326 01:26:21,647 --> 01:26:22,602 This is me, mom. 1327 01:26:22,767 --> 01:26:26,362 Yes, but you've matured so fast. l'm leaving. 1328 01:26:27,527 --> 01:26:28,721 Can l take you home? 1329 01:26:28,887 --> 01:26:31,720 No, stroll around Chueca. lt'll do you good. 1330 01:26:31,927 --> 01:26:35,602 But first put your pants on. Or not, 1331 01:26:36,047 --> 01:26:37,082 you decide. 1332 01:26:52,087 --> 01:26:54,442 ''Remember you owe me a trip to Paris, fags. 1333 01:26:54,607 --> 01:26:56,040 You promised. 1334 01:26:56,207 --> 01:26:58,243 l want to see that romantic city.'' 1335 01:27:00,727 --> 01:27:04,402 Lola saved us after her death, poor girl. 1336 01:27:06,887 --> 01:27:08,923 And also saved us as a couple. 1337 01:27:09,087 --> 01:27:11,043 She says nice things about us. 1338 01:27:12,887 --> 01:27:13,956 Read them again. 1339 01:27:14,127 --> 01:27:16,721 Stop that pawing, you look like queers. 1340 01:27:22,287 --> 01:27:25,404 Antonia, l never thought l'd say this but, 1341 01:27:27,127 --> 01:27:28,845 thanks for almost saving my life. 1342 01:27:29,647 --> 01:27:33,083 lf l were a good shot l'd have hit you for sure, Leo. 1343 01:27:34,007 --> 01:27:37,602 Well, anyway, you're still alive thanks to me, 1344 01:27:37,887 --> 01:27:41,482 as if you were my son, so we'll have to make up. 1345 01:27:42,727 --> 01:27:44,445 Not there, it hurts. 1346 01:27:44,807 --> 01:27:46,286 l'm sorry. 1347 01:27:46,767 --> 01:27:49,361 Okay, l'll go make breakfast for you. 1348 01:27:51,207 --> 01:27:53,198 Sorry, sorry... 1349 01:27:53,527 --> 01:27:56,325 That hurts! Okay, that's enough! 1350 01:27:57,527 --> 01:28:00,837 But nothing has changed. l still can't stand you. 1351 01:28:01,887 --> 01:28:04,196 Fine, l can't stand you either. 1352 01:28:04,487 --> 01:28:06,842 But l've won. You're who is leaving. 1353 01:28:07,287 --> 01:28:09,403 Yes, to the flat just above you, 1354 01:28:09,767 --> 01:28:11,280 to live with Mr. Pardo. 1355 01:28:11,487 --> 01:28:14,877 So you and l will be together a few more years. 1356 01:28:15,327 --> 01:28:18,763 And from now on, not only will l be 1357 01:28:18,927 --> 01:28:22,920 your boyfriend's mother, but also your boss' wife. 1358 01:28:34,487 --> 01:28:38,321 You worry me, Leo. l hope you get better. Poor boy. 1359 01:28:41,607 --> 01:28:43,086 Breakfast! 1360 01:28:46,607 --> 01:28:49,167 You look like you've seen a ghost. 1361 01:28:50,447 --> 01:28:53,484 No, it's nothing. My whole body aches. 1362 01:28:55,567 --> 01:28:58,286 l'll cure you with the Wolf Cub factor. 1363 01:29:01,607 --> 01:29:04,519 -l miss my hair, Rey. -lt'll grow back. 1364 01:29:09,007 --> 01:29:10,201 lt hurts here. 1365 01:29:12,927 --> 01:29:13,882 And here. 1366 01:29:15,447 --> 01:29:16,436 And here. 1367 01:29:17,247 --> 01:29:18,521 And here too.